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    •  HopkinsHopkins
    • thought i'd share this with the class
      my covers band, bad date, played at the weekend


      picture the scene, a quaint real ale pub in the middle of nowhere, quite a few tables had people just finishing their evening meal, whilst a load of boozed up punters there for a 40th birthday tried to clear room to dance. anyway, after opening with the well-received 'black night' and 'hard to handle' ...

      "good evening ashover, are you ready for some black sabbath?"
      *tumbleweed*
      "you don't look like a black sabbath crowd, oh well, this song's called 'the wizard'"

      i've never seen a rush for the bar like it
    •  MazzMazz
    • Fuck em
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • sabbath is hardly b'day fodder...come on...
    •  MazzMazz
    • bad admiral says:
      sabbath is hardly b'day fodder...come on...


      errr... ROCK AND ROLL DOCTOR??? Is pure party time vibes?
    •  OllieOllie
    • Mazz says:
      bad admiral says:
      sabbath is hardly b'day fodder...come on...


      errr... ROCK AND ROLL DOCTOR??? Is pure party time vibes?


      He's right...it sounds like Saxon before Saxon were even formed!!!!
    •  basstardbasstard
    • I fucking love playing gigs like that.
      Bemused faces, hands over ears, stampede for the bar/ door... awesome.
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • i like playing gigs full of sexy girls, tearing shit up.
    •  MazzMazz
    • yeah..I like gigs where men and women want me as their lover.
    •  JackJack
    • bad admiral says:
      i like playing gigs full of sexy girls, tearing shit up.


      Hells yes, all Crotch Rocket gigs will be like this, in my mind
    •  EggyEggy
    • don't you do foster and allen covers?
    •  pull-my-plonkerpull-my-plonker
    • Imagine if Accept supported Take That.

      That would make me chuckle much.
    •  basstardbasstard
    • pull-my-plonker says:
      Imagine if Accept supported Take That.

      That would make me chuckle much.


      I'd buy a ticket.
    •  OllieOllie
    • basstard says:
      pull-my-plonker says:
      Imagine if Accept supported Take That.

      That would make me chuckle much.


      I'd buy a ticket.


      I saw Accept in 1986...there was no Take That but there was a side order of Dokken!!!
    •  basstardbasstard
    • Ollie says:
      basstard says:
      pull-my-plonker says:
      Imagine if Accept supported Take That.

      That would make me chuckle much.


      I'd buy a ticket.


      I saw Accept in 1986...there was no Take That but there was a side order of Dokken!!!


      Accept have a new album out which is apparently a 'return to form'. They haven't got Udo on vocals though (they're supplied by the guy from 80s also-rans TT Quick). So far I have managed to resist the urge to hear it...
    •  pull-my-plonkerpull-my-plonker
    • basstard says:
      Ollie says:
      basstard says:
      pull-my-plonker says:
      Imagine if Accept supported Take That.

      That would make me chuckle much.


      I'd buy a ticket.


      I saw Accept in 1986...there was no Take That but there was a side order of Dokken!!!


      Accept have a new album out which is apparently a 'return to form'. They haven't got Udo on vocals though (they're supplied by the guy from 80s also-rans TT Quick). So far I have managed to resist the urge to hear it...


      Yeah, I've heard it. It's good but there's no balls on any walls.
    •  slack mammothslack mammoth
    • Or London Leather Boys, for that matter.

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