alan says:
bad admiral says:
much citrus fruit
black latex gloves
spare rubber bands and contact springs
disposable razors
vaseline
Nice.
watch that sweet, tender ass of yours. one day you'll wake up fully shaven, being sodded by kumquat beads (if you're lucky).
squeal piggy. squeal.
got my psychiatric assessment next wednesday (took them long enough - i could have wanked onto a tree or something)...if you can last the course til then, you're probably safe.

obviously. ho ho.