ninehertz

1. • bad admiral
   • i have given up smoking. it's been a week.
     
     i'm feeling strong and hope to limit my tobacco consumption to the occasional pipe or cigar.
     
     i have been using nicotine patches and anal rape as ways of dealing with withdrawals but i'm worried that it's sending me a bit loopy for the time being. i'm sure my "wacky hi-jinks!" will cease as my body gets used to the lack of smoking.
     
     i'm hoping i will get fitter as a result so i can continue to ride mountains hard and thrash around on a bmx that i hope to obtain for christmas...
     
     i know jen is quitting too...nice work missus. has anyone else given up and have tips/advice and stuff to share.
     
     love y'all.
   • [18:41 on 29/11/09]
2. • pull-my-plonker
   • Won't this just lead to you becoming addicted to anal rape?!
   • [20:40 on 29/11/09]
3. • Rob Smith
   • I quit too fellow. In 3 weeks I've had 6, & 4 were on 1 day in roughly the middle somewhere.
     
     To be perfectly honest a chest infection was the main culprit! But I figure if I can stop for 3 weeks without any real moaning & trying to stab the missus, then I can quit properly for longer.
     
     I recon I'll hold out til christmas & then blow it on a nice cigar or something. Am also planning on buying a pipe for the occasional foray into the deep dark depths of tobacco misery. Easier to control that way eh!
     
     I found chewing gum & lockets were the best way to curb a craving. However i have noticed an extension in the gut area...
     [Edited by Rob Smith at 23:01 on 29/11/09]
   • [22:59 on 29/11/09]
4. • bad admiral
   • that's what i'm afraid of. i only ever smoked out of vanity and now i'm starving ALL the fucking time.
   • [14:36 on 30/11/09]
5. • Jack
   • i dont know if helps in this case but when you get hungry at random times drink lots of water instead of eating. Kinda fills you up in space between main meals
   • [14:46 on 30/11/09]
6. • Ollie
   • When you say anal rape...giving or receiving?
   • [15:16 on 30/11/09]
7. • bad admiral
   • giving! of course!
     
     i'm nobody's wifey.
   • [18:49 on 30/11/09]
8. • JenTheHen
   • I've done 6 days now. Apart from the 4 I had last night, but I was drinking and I told myself I was allowed to have slip ups when drinking for the first month.
     
     So it's not the end of the world...
   • [20:51 on 30/11/09]
9. • JenTheHen
   • I have also taken up receiving anal rape. It's getting difficult to sit.
     
     Keep up the good work Rich!
   • [20:54 on 30/11/09]
10. • bad admiral
    • i have my psychiatrist's assessment on friday which is stressing me to buggery. i don't want to get sectioned before i get a mobile phone upgrade as that will just be sod's law.
      
      plus i have christmas shopping to do. i have gone from a nicotine patch the size of a postage stamp to one the size of a small matchbox to cope with this stress.
      
      i had a dream about anal sex/rape last night, but as in life, my enormously thick/long cock defied me and i couldn't stick it in. shame. terrible night's sleep.
      
      got zapped on the bellend again by the exercise bike today which moved me to button mushrooom country for a few minutes, so maybe electrolysis would be an option.
      
      fuck me, i would be unpopular in prison.
      
      i have also given up the drink (apart from pastis which turns me into a violent retard and fizz in any form apart from alcopop) and anything with carbs in it. carbs is for pussies.
      
      god i'm ill.
    • [18:01 on 01/12/09]
11. • Eggy
    • Excellent, gold stars all round.
      
      I have hunger spells (and i've never been a smoker) they don't go away until i have 2 large meals in a short space of time. I put them down to having little routine/body clock due to working nights.
      
      Water does very little for me by way of stopping me feeling hurgry.
    • [12:17 on 02/12/09]
12. • bad admiral
    • apple juice fills my hole.
      
      not my a-hole.
    • [12:59 on 02/12/09]
13. • Tim Holehouse
    • I started my quitting this week... I broke last week. But have to quit by christmas. I nearly ripped somebodies arms off yesterday... tad tecchy!
      
      I'm better today though. Burtio is making me feel nice! Its very spicy!
    • [13:19 on 02/12/09]
14. • bad admiral
    • spice is good! i've gone a bit loopy since quitting to be honest. all full of energy when i shouldn't be. eg bathtime, storytime and bedtime.
    • [14:02 on 02/12/09]
15. • Smockboy25
    • Did the full patches program a few years back, wasn't easy at first but gradually gets easier, not been fussed about one since and on the up side think of all that cash!
    • [20:03 on 02/12/09]
16. • bad admiral
    • the irony is i'm spending more money on patches per week than i ever did on fags. apart from that day where i smoked 95. long term though...good point!
    • [20:07 on 02/12/09]
17. • Smockboy25
    • bad admiral says:

      the irony is i'm spending more money on patches per week than i ever did on fags. apart from that day where i smoked 95. long term though...good point!
      
      
      Aye, the patches aren't cheap, they were cheaper just when I did em (not by much mind...) for the amount I smoked
      [Edited by Smockboy25 at 10:20 on 03/12/09]
    • [20:14 on 02/12/09]

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