Jack Dickinson says:
Im not from Cornwall either, born in bridlington, parents are northern. We're mongrels Ollie, pure mongrels
You can say that again...my mum was French but her mum was Italian from Calabria (not Cambodia as my lovely wife mistakenly told someone). My dad is English but his great Grandad was also from Bridlington (snap Jack!!!) and there were Romany Gypsies in the family at the turn of the last century plus the name has been traced back to the vikings so fuck knows what that makes me!!!
Tim...do you have a sick fetish for dogs dressed as humans?