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1. • Tim Holehouse
   • Billie Piper's middle name is Paul...
     
     I always thought she seemed a tad manly... Its definatly the same one too doing something at work for him/her.
   • [14:32 on 14/08/09]
2. • rlucas666
   • Armadillos are the only other thing apart from human beings that can catch leprosy.
   • [11:23 on 20/08/09]
3. • Donny
   • Rats cannot climb.
   • [12:02 on 20/08/09]
4. • Mazz
   • Dio is officially 3ft tall.
     
     Alice Cooper is a turd.
   • [12:14 on 20/08/09]
5. • Podge
   • Washing machines live longer with Calgon
   • [12:15 on 20/08/09]
6. • Mazz
   • Jesus invented the rolling pin.
     
     Daffodil bulbs were brought over by the Romans. They used them as a way to commit suicide if they were caught by the natives.
     
     King Stephen had two assholes.
     
   • [12:26 on 20/08/09]
7. • Mazz
   • When presented with the option of eating Chicken, Lobster or Cheese a Fox will always eat the cheese first. Where as a Wolf will always eat the Lobster first.
     
     Science knows this as “The Benfield Drop”.
     
   • [12:36 on 20/08/09]
8. • Donny
   • Mazz says:

     
     King Stephen had two assholes.
     
     
     
     INCORRECT.
     
     Stephen King has two assholes.
   • [12:39 on 20/08/09]
9. • Mazz
   • A Monkey will never eat while facing north.
   • [12:54 on 20/08/09]
10. • bad admiral
    • stanley kubrick only masturbated on leap years.
      
      andy warhol could only dream in black and white.
    • [13:06 on 20/08/09]
11. • Mazz
    • Men are better cooks than women yet the role of food maker has traditionally been held by the weaker female.
    • [13:11 on 20/08/09]
12. • Biledriver
    • Tim Holehouse says:

      Billie Piper's middle name is Paul...
      
      
      ...and her first name is William.
      
      This one is entirely disputable but in Temple Meads there's a tunnel and the sun shines all the way through on Brunel's birthday. Something like that anyway. Not really a fact is it, more of a vague recollection of a possible lie. Shall we change the thread title?
    • [13:18 on 20/08/09]
13. • Big Si
    • Dogs can't look up.
    • [19:10 on 20/08/09]
14. • bad admiral
    • of course they fucking can!
    • [19:29 on 20/08/09]
15. • noone
    • Cats can't hear a tune.
    • [20:07 on 20/08/09]
16. • alan
    • Big Si says:

      Dogs can't look up.
      
      Haha, and the rifle above the bar in The Wincester *is* loaded.
    • [20:37 on 20/08/09]
17. • Big Si
    • bad admiral says:

      of course they fucking can!
      
      
      They can't, Big Al says so.
    • [21:20 on 20/08/09]
18. • noone
    • my dog looks up to me.
      This can not be said of anybody else in this world.
    • [22:24 on 20/08/09]
19. • JenTheHen
    • I look up to you Kev. It's unavoidable: I'm 5'2" and you're 6'3" and you don't like sitting down.
    • [23:21 on 20/08/09]
20. • Tim Holehouse
    • bad admiral says:

      stanley kubrick only masturbated on leap years.
      
      .
      
      
      Was eye's wide shut made in a leap year then?
    • [07:14 on 21/08/09]

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