Donny says:
Yeah you know you suffer from stress! Is horrible mate. Hope you're okay.
I had the pleasure of finding a lump in the old nutsack whilst on holiday a few weeks back. Had to go for an ultrasound when I got home (actually a rather pleasant experience with two female nurses). Luckily it's all fine and nothing to worry about but yes...
WE'RE ALL GETTING OLD AND OUR BODIES ARE FAILING US.
Jesus that must have been scary. Everything else is falling apart on me but the meat and two veg are still on fine form.