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- Mazz
- It has been announced that the ban known as RATZ ASS have changed record labels The switch from HI-TOP RECORDS to METAL TRAY RECORDS is reported to have been brought on by a lack of respect shown by the label towards the band for wanting to take their music on a more COWBELL HEAVY METAL journey. Mazz revealed the reasons of the change in direction to rock critic Jay 'J' Macbeth. “Some like it hot, some do not..that’s how we roll..RATZ ASS BABY!”.
  
  These two songs will be completed on Saturday.
  
  GYPSIE
  
  In the misty morning
  At the break of day
  I saw a gypsies warning
  I must keep away
  In the misty morning
  At the break of day
  I saw a gypsies warning
  I must keep away
  
  Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
  Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
  Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
  
  In the misty morning
  At the break of day
  I saw a gypsies warning
  I must keep away
  In the misty morning
  At the break of day
  I saw a gypsies warning
  I must keep away
  
  Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
  Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
  Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
  
  (A short Electric Guitar solo)
  
  Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
  Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
  Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
  Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
  Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
  Whhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa……GYPSIE
  
  HEAVY METAL FREEDOM
  
  The moon and stars I do command (duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH)
  Some call me the magic man (duh duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH )
  No one knows where I come from (duh duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH)
  Take me home to Avalon (duh duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH)
  
  Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  Shake it if you want it DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  BABY you still got it. DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  Shake it if you want it DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  BABY you still got it. DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  
  The moon and stars I do command (duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH)
  Some call me the magic man (duh duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH )
  No one knows where I come from (duh duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH)
  Take me home to Avalon (duh duh duh duh duh duh duh DUH)
  
  Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  Shake it if you want it DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  BABY you still got it. DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  Shake it if you want it DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  BABY you still got it. DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  
  (Electric Bass Guitar and Electric Standard guitar Key change of the chorus riff)
  
  (Then back into chorus)
  
  Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  Shake it if you want it DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  BABY you still got it. DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  Shake it if you want it DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  Heavy Metal Freedom DUH DUH DUHHHHH
  BABY you still got it. DUH DUH DUHHHHH
- [14:30 on 30/06/09]
- Mazz
- I think Metal Tray records will be please with this sublime effort.
  
  Master of the Sword
  
  (The sound of wind……ooooeeerrrr)
  
  I was raised on distant hill… duh duh duh duh duhhhhhhhhh
  I was born with many skill…duh duh duh duh duhhhhhhhhh
  Shogun master taught me well…du duh duh duh duhhhhhhhhh
  To live fast and DIE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL………
  
  Master of the sword (duh duh duh duh duh)
  Take it or leave it (duh duh duh duh duh)
  Master of the sword (duh duh duh duh duh)
  You better believe it (duh duh duh duh duh)
  Master of the sword (duh duh duh duh duh)
  Take it or leave it (duh duh duh duh duh)
  Master of the sword (duh duh duh duh duh)
  You better believe it (duh duh duh duh duh)
  
  I was raised on distant hill… duh duh duh duh duhhhhhhhhh
  I was born with many skill…duh duh duh duh duhhhhhhhhh
  Shogun master taught me well…du duh duh duh duhhhhhhhhh
  To live fast and DIE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL………
  
  Master of the sword (duh duh duh duh duh)
  Take it or leave it (duh duh duh duh duh)
  Master of the sword (duh duh duh duh duh)
  You better believe it (duh duh duh duh duh)
  Master of the sword (duh duh duh duh duh)
  Take it or leave it (duh duh duh duh duh)
  Master of the sword (duh duh duh duh duh)
  You better believe it (duh duh duh duh duh)
  
  (Face Melting Electric Guitar solo)
  
  Master of the sword (duh duh duh duh duh)
  Take it or leave it (duh duh duh duh duh)
  Master of the sword (duh duh duh duh duh)
  You better believe it (duh duh duh duh duh)
  Master of the sword (duh duh duh duh duh)
  Take it or leave it (duh duh duh duh duh)
  Master of the sword (duh duh duh duh duh)
  You better believe it (duh duh duh duh duh)
- [15:31 on 30/06/09]
- Willis
- I just started crying when I read this, and I'm really not sure why.
- [09:22 on 01/07/09]
- Mazz
- You may have had one of those "I'm 33! what the hell am i doing" moments.
- [09:24 on 01/07/09]
- Willis
- Actually, yesterday I had a
  'Im 33, and I'm building righteous things and getting paid for it, whilst singing Whitesnake songs'
  moment, whilst working on a wild design for a portable MULTI-LEVEL barbecue.
- [11:07 on 01/07/09]
- Mazz
- You will be pleased to know that I have written the chorus for HOTT CHICKKS
  
  "Hot chicks…in the summer
  Take off your pants, do a little dance
  Hot chicks…in the summer
  Take off your pants, do a little dance."
  
  errrrr....yep.
- [12:19 on 01/07/09]
- Marek
- I think Hot Chicks could do with a little tweak but the rest rule.
  
  Especially the Gypsy one
- [15:17 on 01/07/09]
- Mazz
- Marek says:
  I think Hot Chicks could do with a little tweak but the rest rule.
  
  Especially the Gypsy one
  
  I've dropped Hot Chicks. It's gone. It was not worthy.
- [15:34 on 01/07/09]
- alan
- Marek says:
  Especially the Gypsy one
  
  Agreed. It's all about that chorus.
- [16:06 on 01/07/09]
- bad admiral
- nice one mazz, you've outdone yourself again. it's nice to see that some people are still pushing boundaries and keeping it righteous.
  
  i had a heavy metal dream last night but i can't remember it. i'm pretty sure it revolved around selling weed to obituary. it was pretty sweet. like the time i saw a cloud that looked like the venom album cover.
  
  i don't want to dwell on that, but that was outstanding.
  
  will, your barbeque sounds BEYOND THE PALE.
- [16:15 on 01/07/09]
- Hopkins
- Key change? You've gone all prog, hah hah
- [18:01 on 01/07/09]
- Mazz
- Rich....It's so real it hurts...really hurts.
  
  This is the last song in the four song METAL session that I wrote on the way to work this morning. I have posted links so that you can read about the bands I sing about.
  
  DRAGON RIDER
  
  I ride my dragon, in heavy denim
  Some things I have seen have been truly obscene
  I ride my dragon, in heavy denim
  While listening to Kiss and rocking to Queen
  
  Draaaaaagon Rider
  Gunna take it higher
  Draaaaaagon Rider
  Don’t wanna listen to Stryper
  Draaaaaagon Rider
  Gunna take it higher
  Draaaaaagon Rider
  Don’t wanna listen to Stryper
  
  I ride my dragon, in heavy denim
  Some things I have seen have been truly obscene
  I ride my dragon, in heavy denim
  While listening to Kiss and rocking to Queen
  
  Draaaaaagon Rider
  Gunna take it higher
  Draaaaaagon Rider
  Don’t wanna listen to Stryper
  Draaaaaagon Rider
  Gunna take it higher
  Draaaaaagon Rider
  Don’t wanna listen to Stryper
  
  (Electric guitar solo)
  
  Draaaaaagon Rider
  Gunna take it higher
  Draaaaaagon Rider
  Don’t wanna listen to Stryper
  Draaaaaagon Rider
  Gunna take it higher
  Draaaaaagon Rider
  Don’t wanna listen to Stryper
- [09:17 on 02/07/09]
- bad admiral
- dude! what's wrong with stryper???
  
  what is WRONG with stryper???
  
  WHAT is WRONG with STRYPER???
  
  why do you hate jesus?
- [10:04 on 02/07/09]
- Mazz
- bad admiral says:
  dude! what's wrong with stryper???
  
  what is WRONG with stryper???
  
  WHAT is WRONG with STRYPER???
  
  why do you hate jesus?
  
  Last night I used Jesus as an example of why sometimes nice people win. Laura was watching Ugly Betty and some bitch said that nice people never win.
- [10:15 on 02/07/09]
- bad admiral
- Mazz says:
  
  bad admiral says:
  dude! what's wrong with stryper???
  
  what is WRONG with stryper???
  
  WHAT is WRONG with STRYPER???
  
  why do you hate jesus?
  
  Last night I used Jesus as an example of why sometimes nice people win. Laura was watching Ugly Betty and some bitch said that nice people never win.
  
  hmmmm...jesus was a dude, but he did get crucified. for me, crucifiction doesn't really count as "first place".
  
  maybe i should look at the bigger "dying for man's sins and ascending to his father's right hand side" picture? that's a winner i guess and people are still talking about it. book sales are still wicked too.
- [11:46 on 02/07/09]
- Mazz
- bad admiral says:
  
  Mazz says:
  
  bad admiral says:
  dude! what's wrong with stryper???
  
  what is WRONG with stryper???
  
  WHAT is WRONG with STRYPER???
  
  why do you hate jesus?
  
  Last night I used Jesus as an example of why sometimes nice people win. Laura was watching Ugly Betty and some bitch said that nice people never win.
  
  maybe i should look at the bigger "dying for man's sins and ascending to his father's right hand side" picture? that's a winner i guess and people are still talking about it. book sales are still wicked too.
  
  That was my angle.
- [11:51 on 02/07/09]
- bad admiral
- Mazz says:
  
  bad admiral says:
  
  Mazz says:
  
  bad admiral says:
  dude! what's wrong with stryper???
  
  what is WRONG with stryper???
  
  WHAT is WRONG with STRYPER???
  
  why do you hate jesus?
  
  Last night I used Jesus as an example of why sometimes nice people win. Laura was watching Ugly Betty and some bitch said that nice people never win.
  
  maybe i should look at the bigger "dying for man's sins and ascending to his father's right hand side" picture? that's a winner i guess and people are still talking about it. book sales are still wicked too.
  
  That was my angle.
  
  sweet.
- [00:44 on 03/07/09]
- Mazz
- We wrote and recorded three songs..
  
  Dr Bong
  Gypsy
  Looking at Ass.
  
  Gypsy is my fave at the moment. Although they are ALL Righteous.
- [09:27 on 07/07/09]
- Willis
- Oh dear, I think I spelt Gypsy wrong on the album cover.
- [11:46 on 07/07/09]
- Mazz
- Gypsy or Gypsie is most fine.
- [12:20 on 07/07/09]

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