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1. • Ollie
   • ...fuck him!!!
   • [22:33 on 25/06/09]
2. • noone
   • well he was looking a bit pale of late...
   • [22:47 on 25/06/09]
3. • bad admiral
   • sad news. i fuckin' love michael jackson.
   • [06:39 on 26/06/09]
4. • Willis
   • Yeah. I did a poor moonwalk in my cycling shoes when I got to work as a tribute, and listened to don't stop til you get enough on the way. Bad news really.
   • [06:49 on 26/06/09]
5. • noone
   • never mind , we still have Gary Glitter.
   • [06:57 on 26/06/09]
6. • bad admiral
   • Willis says:

     Yeah. I did a poor moonwalk in my cycling shoes when I got to work as a tribute, and listened to don't stop til you get enough on the way. Bad news really.
     
     
     i guess cycling shoes would be perfect for moon walking. either that or those really slidey loafers with leather soles.
     
     
   • [07:46 on 26/06/09]
7. • Hopkins
   • "WATCH YOUR BACK BABY P!!!!"
   • [08:35 on 26/06/09]
8. • Ollie
   • Hopkins says:

     "WATCH YOUR BACK BABY P!!!!"
     
     
     Nice!!!
   • [08:42 on 26/06/09]
9. • Hopkins
   • Not my own work, but did make me chuckle
   • [08:54 on 26/06/09]
10. • Eggy
    • Chris, that's the worst (sickest) i've heard so far.
      
      Wonder if they'll wait til after the planned concerts til they bury him, not like he's gonna decompose or anything.
      
      When i was little i wasn't a Jacko fan, despite most of my friends being fans, not sure why i think it may have been his vocals i wasn't keen on.
    • [09:01 on 26/06/09]
11. • mamba
    • Given that Michael Jackson was recently reported to be suffering from skin cancer, the coroner is not sure yet if the real cause of death should be blamed on the sunshine... or the moonlight, the good times or the boogie.
      
      And so the jokes start.
    • [09:30 on 26/06/09]
12. • JenTheHen
    • He's not actually dead. He was found alive in the children's ward; it wasn't a heart attack, he was just having a stroke.
    • [09:51 on 26/06/09]
13. • Ollie
    • I've hardly done any work this morning...my phone's been red hot with jokes. Awesome.
      
      Shame about Farah Fawcett though, at least she used to be hot and didn't fuck kids!!!
    • [09:56 on 26/06/09]
14. • MORRELL
    • Shame.....he was one of the most famous paedophiles in the world.
      
      (Deep Breath)Here we go:
      
      MJ died of a heart attack after finding out Boyz2Men was a band and not a delivery sevice
      
      Doctors have announced that Michael Jackson’s heart attack was believed to be caused by an excessive combination of sunshine, Moonlight and good times! However they appear to be blaming it on the boogie.
      
      MJ has cancelled all is up & coming dates, jason aged 5, todd aged 7
      
      Whats the difference between alex fergerson and michael jackson? Fergerson will still be playing giggs in august
      
      Michael Jackson has died. To commemorate his musical achievements McDonalds have released the “McJackson burger” It’s a 50yr old piece of aged albino meat shoved between two 8yr old buns..
      
      Michael Jackson actually crooked due to a food allergy. He had a reaction to 12 year old nuts.
      
      
    • [10:14 on 26/06/09]
15. • Eggy
    • mamba says:

      Given that Michael Jackson was recently reported to be suffering from skin cancer, the coroner is not sure yet if the real cause of death should be blamed on the sunshine... or the moonlight, the good times or the boogie.
      
      And so the jokes start.
      
      
      How can he have skin cancer, he hasn't got any proper skin left has he?
    • [10:36 on 26/06/09]
16. • Eggy
    • Despite his death Michael Jackson is still going ahead with his future tour, it's reported that his performance of Thriller will get more realistic as the tour goes on.
    • [10:40 on 26/06/09]
17. • Rob Himself
    • This thread has lightened my day immensely.
    • [11:51 on 26/06/09]
18. • bad admiral
    • i'm genuinely saddened by his passing...
      
      however, that hasn't stopped me having a furtive snigger at these.
    • [11:56 on 26/06/09]
19. • alan
    • It's a hereditary heart condition. Apparently it was in his Billy Gene.
      
      Michael Jackson's last request was to be cremated and for his ashes to be put in an etch-a-sketch so kids could still play with him
      
      Two paramedics arrived at Micheal Jackson's palace answering the 911 call. The first paramedic said "what should we try first?",the other paramedic said "I don't know about you but I'm going on the Ferris wheel"
      
      The LAPD went through his house and found class A drugs in his kitchen, class B drugs in his bathroom and class 4C in his bedroom.
      
    • [15:32 on 26/06/09]
20. • Big Si
    • My favourite, because it's crap: The heart attack was brought on by a collision with a mother with her toddler in a pushchair. Police are blaming it on the buggy.
    • [17:37 on 26/06/09]

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