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1. • Marek
   • Anyone got any funny or crazy or interesting Download stories, gotta write something by Friday on it. Thanks in advance. I fucking love Download but hated the layout last year
   • [15:33 on 28/04/09]
2. • Mazz
   • I was wearing my fur coat and aviators very stoned and but still together as you always seem to be at festivals. I got bored halfway through Slayers set and decided to check out Electric Eel Shock at the skate ramp. On my way I went for a poo. In my dazed state I forgot to lock the door. Some chap opened the door and was greeted by me crouched over the crapper wearing a fur coat and aviators. We both burst out laughing and started chatting about how Slayer always start out good but gets a bit boring in the daylight. We both then realised that the conversation was going on while I was still crouched over the toilet having a poo. We both then apologised to each other as the English do and he went on his way.
     
     Not amazingly funny but sticks in my mind.
     
   • [15:45 on 28/04/09]
3. • Jack
   • my mate sam got a fork stuck in his hand that he'd been eating a pot noodle with, then he ran round in circles screaming before letting another of our mates take a photo which later got published in Nuts magazine
   • [15:47 on 28/04/09]
4. • Mazz
   • Another one…again not amazingly funny but sticks in my mind
     
     It must have been the Sunday as our brains were fried. My friend and I were walking to one of the taps to clean our teeth. I would like to point out that my friend was wearing a WHITE BILLY IDOL T-shirt with “RUDE DUDE” Written on the back and leather trousers. Anyway..we were walking along and not talking when suddenly he says “What time are GOAT on?” “Who?” I reply. He suddenly mumbles “Don’t worry about it” stops walking and kneels down and starts crying with laughter. I had to do the same as we had both lost it. Sometime during that walk to the tap he had convinced himself that a famous band called GOAT were playing that day.
     
   • [15:50 on 28/04/09]
5. • Marek
   • Both are good
   • [15:58 on 28/04/09]
6. • Marek
   • That last one sucks Mazz
   • [16:00 on 28/04/09]
7. • Marek
   • Kidding
   • [16:00 on 28/04/09]
8. • Jack
   • I'm usually working there rather than attending, i have some funny stories but not ones I could say on here haha
   • [16:01 on 28/04/09]
9. • Marek
   • Jack, get off the internet and start transcribing bitch!
     
     I heard you booked Lasers, GOOD MOVE!!!!!!!!
     
     
   • [16:04 on 28/04/09]
10. • rlucas666
    • Bing bong. Paging Hopkins... paging Hopkins. Twitching mess Hopkins that is!
      
      I think the most fun I've ever had at Download was having a game of football with a bar of soap!
    • [16:04 on 28/04/09]
11. • Jack
    • Marek says:

      Jack, get off the internet and start transcribing bitch!
      
      I heard you booked Lasers, GOOD MOVE!!!!!!!!
      
      
      
      
      haha made a start last night, im on that tonight as well. He say 'you know' an awful lot, but cool band
    • [16:36 on 28/04/09]
12. • mamba
    • Nothing too crazy, and mostly alcohol fuelled.
      
      Last year I was taking a casual afternoon nap (passed out) on the tarmac by the second stage to be woken by some kids standing over me taking photos.
      
      I also passed out in a quiet corner of the guest area. Those bean bags were so damn comfy! I woke up and it wasn't such a quiet corner. There were people sat next to me. I also missed most of Fighting With Wire because of that.
      
      This should be a lesson to not go to Download on your own.
      
      My favourite was in 2003 (I think) when Span finished their set and the guitarist was holding his guitar over the crowd, rock star style. I strummed his guitar a couple of times. I found it highly amusing at the time. I turned round to see my mate shaking his head.
    • [18:04 on 28/04/09]
13. • Donny
    • Was watching Orange Goblin and Napalm Death with the lovely Dayal (terrorizer writer/photographer and crypt zine maker). I was rather drunk. After a while his missus comes to join us and he introduces her to me. At this point I decide it's time for a wee. I attempt to do it in a bottle, which I have ingeniusly picked up off the floor and placed down the front of my trousers.
      
      I then proceed to piss. Only my knob end isn't over the bottle and I actually proceed to piss all over the inside of my jeans. Much to the horror of Dayal and his missus. I then carried on watching the bands.
      
      
      
      
      [Edited by Donny at 18:14 on 28/04/09]
    • [18:14 on 28/04/09]
14. • Donny
    • My friend Alex came back to the campsite one year and inserted a glowstick into his anus.
    • [18:14 on 28/04/09]
15. • bad admiral
    • Donny says:

      Was watching Orange Goblin and Napalm Death with the lovely Dayal (terrorizer writer/photographer and crypt zine maker). I was rather drunk. After a while his missus comes to join us and he introduces her to me. At this point I decide it's time for a wee. I attempt to do it in a bottle, which I have ingeniusly picked up off the floor and placed down the front of my trousers.
      
      I then proceed to piss. Only my knob end isn't over the bottle and I actually proceed to piss all over the inside of my jeans. Much to the horror of Dayal and his missus. I then carried on watching the bands.
      
      
      
      classic whip. you'd think you would have learnt....
    • [18:40 on 28/04/09]
16. • Donny
    • bad admiral says:

      Donny says:

      Was watching Orange Goblin and Napalm Death with the lovely Dayal (terrorizer writer/photographer and crypt zine maker). I was rather drunk. After a while his missus comes to join us and he introduces her to me. At this point I decide it's time for a wee. I attempt to do it in a bottle, which I have ingeniusly picked up off the floor and placed down the front of my trousers.
      
      I then proceed to piss. Only my knob end isn't over the bottle and I actually proceed to piss all over the inside of my jeans. Much to the horror of Dayal and his missus. I then carried on watching the bands.
      

      
      
      classic whip. you'd think you would have learnt....
      
      
      Me and piss are a bad combination. I literally 5 mins ago managed - while standing at the toilet - to have my piss go at a right angle and go all over my leg.
      
      I've got a piss curse.
    • [19:54 on 28/04/09]
17. • Hopkins
    • rlucas666 says:

      Bing bong. Paging Hopkins... paging Hopkins. Twitching mess Hopkins that is!
      
      
      Ahh yes, the incident with the hash fudge, I'll type it up tomorrow
      
      Here's a teaser
      
      
    • [20:51 on 28/04/09]
18. • the chap
    • heh heh
      'there was no fudge in that hash fudge' he proclaimed!
    • [22:44 on 28/04/09]
19. • Tim Holehouse
    • Donny says:

      bad admiral says:

      Donny says:

      Was watching Orange Goblin and Napalm Death with the lovely Dayal (terrorizer writer/photographer and crypt zine maker). I was rather drunk. After a while his missus comes to join us and he introduces her to me. At this point I decide it's time for a wee. I attempt to do it in a bottle, which I have ingeniusly picked up off the floor and placed down the front of my trousers.
      
      I then proceed to piss. Only my knob end isn't over the bottle and I actually proceed to piss all over the inside of my jeans. Much to the horror of Dayal and his missus. I then carried on watching the bands.
      

      
      
      classic whip. you'd think you would have learnt....

      
      
      Me and piss are a bad combination. I literally 5 mins ago managed - while standing at the toilet - to have my piss go at a right angle and go all over my leg.
      
      I've got a piss curse.
      
      
      Didn't you full piss yourself watching Biohazard? Donny "the baldder" Hopkins.
    • [06:48 on 29/04/09]
20. • Mazz
    • Donny says:

      My friend Alex came back to the campsite one year and inserted a glowstick into his anus.
      
      
      We have a winner
    • [08:31 on 29/04/09]

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