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1. • bad admiral
   • the evidence for:
     
     - i keep having gay dreams
     - i enjoyed mean girls
     - i push my physical body to the limit at a gay gym
     - i enjoy electropop
     - i get excited and squeal and clap my hands when i'm going shopping
     - paul keeps calling me a homo
     - i'm listening to lou reed and drinking espresso. in the afternoon.
     - i'm a slag for the tricky brown
     - women can relate to my feelings
     - i wear quite a lot of pink
     - i cut my own hair
     - i have worked (sort of) in fashion
     - i say fabulous a lot
     
     the evidence against
     
     - i'm very manly
     - i can kick and throw without making a tit of myself and am generally well co-ordinated and adept in most sporting situations (apart from gay ones like ski-ing)
     - i like sexxing girls up
     - i keep having homophobic dreams
     - i enjoyed the transporter movies
     - i'm very dashing, charming and attractive, but only around the laydeez.
     - i could probably learn karate very quickly
     - i haven't cried since i was about 11. apart from at an infomercial about donkeys in the developing world a couple of weeks back, but i had swine flu and was feeling very vulnerable.
     - i enjoy a nice bloody steak
     - i enjoy a nice bloody stripper
     - according to juggers, i'm "emotionally retarded" and "morally crippled". not very gay things to be!
     
     so, what do we think. i wouldn't mind being in the gays, but i want to be sure before i chuck myself into it.
     
     the more i think about it, the less gay i feel.
   • [16:46 on 30/07/09]
2. • Jack
   • G*A*Y
   • [16:51 on 30/07/09]
3. • Jack
   • Except when drumming for Stone Turner when your all crucial and straight
   • [16:53 on 30/07/09]
4. • Grym
   • bad admiral says:

     the evidence against:
     
     - i enjoyed the transporter movies
     
     Stewards enquiry.
     
     What did you like about the Transporter movies?
     
     A) Cars/Girls/Guns/Stunts.
     
     B) Jason Statham stripping to the waist every chance he gets/the oiled up topless man fight at the bus depot in the first one.
     
     It might have to change columns if the answer is B. Or maybe occupy both???
     
     
   • [17:19 on 30/07/09]
5. • Tim Holehouse
   • No you made my friend Kathryn go all a flutter when she met you... That and her mate Liz offer to show you her fanny in mere minutes when several of my friends have tried over a course of an evening and failed!
     
     Plus you love Manowar... so your all Man big guy. Morelle is clearly the only gay member of koresh with his boy band hair do and baby face good looks... ha ha! Don't mean that by the way... I think a more manly band you couldn't find.
   • [17:31 on 30/07/09]
6. • Gareth
   • I used to worry about this but it just takes a sexy lady in the room for me to know I'm as manly as a lumberjack.
     
     Just watch the following films to assert your manliness over Earth:-
     
     Top Gun
     Die Hard
     Bad Boys 2
     
     The fact that they sound like they could easily be gay porn films makes it all the better.
   • [21:40 on 30/07/09]
7. • Big Si
   • Top Gun is the gayest film in the world. And I don't just mean the showers and volleyball bits. The whole thing is about Maverick's unresolved issues with his father, which have manifested themselves in repressed homosexuality. The whole time he's with Kelly McGillis, he's thinking of Goose.
   • [21:52 on 30/07/09]
8. • Gareth
   • Big Si says:

     Top Gun is the gayest film in the world.
     
     
     I think you're forgetting about a little film called 300.
   • [22:26 on 30/07/09]
9. • Laddeth
   • I know I'm thread crossing but
     
     quote:

     [about drawing cocks] sweet. obviously being in koresh it is also an important skill. far more important in fact than actually being able to play anything.
     
     Does the love of drawing cocks go on the gay (cos you love the cock) or not gay (cos you find cocks funny) pile?
   • [23:51 on 30/07/09]
10. • noone
    • forget about it , you're obviously just Southern which is a milder form of gay but very common.
      Incurable though sadly.
    • [06:42 on 31/07/09]
11. • Tim Holehouse
    • Are we not men?
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      No we are DeVo!
    • [07:50 on 31/07/09]
12. • bad admiral
    • thank you for your contributions. i am now pretty sure that i'm not gay.
      
      transporter movies i like for the stunts/girls/fighting/locations/interior design/cars
      
      jason statham is the world's shittest actor.
      
      apart from maybe r-patz.
    • [09:50 on 31/07/09]
13. • el paulo
    • Rich = Massive Homo
    • [10:15 on 31/07/09]
14. • militantmandy
    • These things:
      
      
      
      bad admiral says:

      the evidence for:
      
      - i keep having gay dreams
      - i enjoyed mean girls
      - i get excited and squeal and clap my hands when i'm going shopping
      - paul keeps calling me a homo
      - i'm listening to lou reed and drinking espresso. in the afternoon.
      - women can relate to my feelings
      - i wear quite a lot of pink
      - i cut my own hair
      - i have worked (sort of) in fashion
      - i say fabulous a lot
      
      
      
      Are mutually exclsuive to this thing:
      
      
      
      
      bad admiral says:

      the evidence against
      
      - i'm very manly
      
      
      Time to get a set up but plugs in ever increasing sizes and start limbering up!
    • [10:27 on 31/07/09]
15. • Tim Holehouse
    • el paulo says:

      Rich = Massive Homo
      
      
      From onbe of the boy band hair cut members of Koresh no less... ha ha!
      
      Rich the cut your own hair... not gay... but may get you locked up into a funny farm... ha ha!
    • [11:37 on 31/07/09]
16. • bad admiral
    • having quite a non-gay day today.
      
      think i'm swinging more towards pan-sexual.
    • [17:37 on 31/07/09]
17. • Big Si
    • Gareth says:

      Big Si says:

      Top Gun is the gayest film in the world.

      
      
      I think you're forgetting about a little film called 300.
      
      
      Nah, 300 is just a piece of broadly homoerotic cinema. Top Gun is a genuinely homosexual entity.
    • [18:17 on 31/07/09]
18. • Kev Hit Drum
    • ultimatekev says:

      forget about it , you're obviously just Southern which is a milder form of gay but very common.
      Incurable though sadly.
      
      
      Shhhhhh.
      
      Get back to your whippets, dripping, chips and gravy etc, etc...
      
      
    • [18:43 on 31/07/09]
19. • Eggy
    • el paulo says:

      Rich = Massive Homo
      
      
      As long as he's not camp i have no issue.
    • [07:11 on 01/08/09]
20. • bad admiral
    • Eggy says:

      el paulo says:

      Rich = Massive Homo

      
      
      As long as he's not camp i have no issue.
      
      
      a little.
      
      update: saw rupert everett on the telly. he seems dead cool. am definitely gay.
    • [07:15 on 01/08/09]

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