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1. • Laddeth
   • Super Nintoaster
   • [06:34 on 23/03/09]
2. • mamba
   • Just up the road from me
   • [14:08 on 24/03/09]
3. • Laddeth
   • mamba says:

     Just up the road from me
     
     That sure beats the cock that was scribed into the leadwork around my window frame by some joker builder
   • [22:48 on 24/03/09]
4. • Podge
   • what the hell? Cat Shit One
   • [16:36 on 26/03/09]
5. • theadore
   • I was just about to post that.
     
     Cat Shit One.
     
     quote:

     
     This combines the two things I love most in the world: fluffy animals and brutal violence. A sniper bunny delivering a perfect pink-mist head shot to a camel is everything I’ve ever wanted to see.
   • [08:31 on 27/03/09]
6. • theadore
   • Nine Inch Nails / Timbaland Album
   • [10:47 on 02/04/09]
7. • -James
   • Chimpanzee Riding on a Segway
   • [08:44 on 08/04/09]
8. • Laddeth
   • 
   • [08:55 on 08/04/09]
9. • noone
   • 
   • [15:16 on 10/04/09]
10. • Podge
    • 
    • [16:04 on 11/04/09]
11. • Podge
    • Thieving dwarves cause supernovae its not quite what i was expecting
    • [08:30 on 14/04/09]
12. • Jim Goad
    • I saw that one on the BBC News website. Great headline... dull story.
    • [15:49 on 14/04/09]
13. • Laddeth
    • 
    • [09:06 on 18/04/09]
14. • theadore
    • 
    • [23:13 on 14/05/09]
15. • Laddeth
    • Billy Idol - White Wedding (Literal Video version)
      Funny.
    • [08:17 on 05/06/09]
16. • noone
    • does anybody else check snacksandshit regularly?
    • [23:28 on 06/07/09]
17. • mamba
    • ultimatekev says:

      does anybody else check snacksandshit regularly?
      
      I will now. That just kept me occupied for a good 15 minutes.
    • [08:39 on 07/07/09]
18. • mamba
    • This one has given me the giggles badly. I just had to go to the toilet to compose myself...
      
      
      
      quote:

      "Liar, liar, set your pussy on fire."
      - Method Man, Left & Right by D'Angelo
      
      Okay, so this comes from something kids say obviously. But instead of 'pussy' kids say 'pants'. So like, basically what Method Man effectively did here was took something that children say, and made it more immature. That's really hard to do...
      
      Let me try though...
      1) Row, row, row your boat, gently down the titties.
      2) The driver on the bus goes, "Touch my dick."
      3) Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O. With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there. Here a "moo" there a "moo" Everywhere a "shit-on-my-chest-while-fucking-me".
      
      That actually took me 7 minutes and I feel terrible now.
    • [09:27 on 07/07/09]
19. • noone
    • I like this one...
      
      "Went from sitting in the cell to sitting on a jet, from shitting in the cell to shitting on a jet."
      - Birdman, Pop Bottles
      
      Yup, we got the picture. You don't have to tell everyone about the next place you're shitting. Why even talk about this?
      
      Filed under: No class/Not our business
      
      D'Elia: ...I went from sleeping in a cell to sleeping in a jet. I went from coughing in a cell to coughing on a jet. I went from talking to someone in a cell to talking to someone on a jet. I went from thinking about things in a cell to thinking about things in a jet.
      
      Filed under: Dr. Seuss
    • [10:08 on 07/07/09]
20. • Laddeth
    • Guy tries to sing Jailbreak on Rockband and pop to the shop during the break
      [Edited by Laddeth at 22:00 on 13/08/09]
    • [21:59 on 13/08/09]

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