Rob Himself says:
Friday: laze about
Saturday: up at crack of doom for some doom in Bradford
Sunday: come home, play local open mic
Awwwwwwww the glorious hometown. Enjoy! You'll be pleased with the booze prices at the 1 in 12 I reckon.
Don't whinge that there are no food establishments, just look harder and not very far if you know where you're going. Ask somone!