we'll be the one with a helicopter and diva-esque demands.
i want...
- a backstage area, grassed over to make a paddock with a pure white pony with golden hooves and a ruby encrusted saddle for me to ride around on and laugh like a child.
- i would also like a griddled swan leg stuffed with piebald dormice.
- a barrel of honeyed mead and a "human milk bath".
- peacocks. everywhere.
- a "9 woman pile up". razzle style.
- 17 kilos of purest bolivian coca, still encased in single catamaran hull.
in exchange you get 25 minutes of bickering and semi-competent, if sloppy HIGH VOLTAGE ROCK N' ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"a backstage area, grassed over to make a paddock with a pure white pony with golden hooves and a ruby encrusted saddle for me to ride around on and laugh like a child.
- i would also like a griddled swan leg stuffed with piebald dormice. "
haha!
soooo psyched about Sourvein wooo!!! where are people staying? The Igloo is good and only £15 per person per night!
That's good to hear. Last time you played for us I don't remember how I got home. Apparantly I went to Rock City... hopefully I won't make that mistake again, but I'm looking forward to the knees up.
Nah it won't be the final lineup. When I go back to Notts next month we're going to sort all that out then w/ stage times and that.
I'll be messaging all the bands in a week or two to see if there's any specific times they can't/don't want to do and we'll do our best to arrange it around that. Although we won't listen to any "we should be above that band coz we're better than them", you'd be amazed how many messages of that kind we got for 'Cuntstock'.