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    •  PodgePodge
    • Michael says:
      You can have my old racing bike if you want it. I got a new one for my birthday. The one on offer is getting on for 20 years old, but it was good enough for me.

      might i enquire to its make and model? i could do with a town bike my self
    •  MichaelMichael
    • Podge says:

      might i enquire to its make and model? i could do with a town bike my self


      Certainly.

      It's an MBK Mistral - I think they quit making bicycles (read into that what you will) and now make mopeds...
      It has only 12 gears (with the shift levers on the down-tube - I'm sure you know the type) - and the lower ones aren't exactly tailored to some of the Sheffield hills... unless you're super-fit, which I'm not.
      Condition is pretty good, given the age. I had it serviced a couple of years ago, the tyres are still ok, as are the brake pads.

      The paint scheme isn't too hot.
    •  PodgePodge
    • i rode an MBK for a while. sounds proper old school. i am a bike nerd.
    •  JackJack
    • im gonna make it my mission to wink at someone this weekend, actually make that several people. Barmaid plan sounds like a go-er
    •  PodgePodge
    • i might wink at Jen just to see what happens
    •  Tino InsanaTino Insana
    • She'll probably fix it so you can't wink again:)
    •  OllieOllie
    • Jack Dickinson says:
      im gonna make it my mission to wink at someone this weekend, actually make that several people. Barmaid plan sounds like a go-er


      Let's just hope the barmaid is!!!;) (see what I did there, the little winking skull thing!!!)
    •  noonenoone
    • mike says:
      JenTheHen says:
      You don't seem unhealthy Mike.


      I'm in bad shape at the moment, I'm not exercising at all apart from the half hour each way to the train station and back in the morning, and maybe a brief walk at lunch at work, just don't feel alert or energised at the moment, and I've got black hollows under my eyes, even after 9 hours sleep last night, not good.

      Derailed this thread haven't we?


      Several times I have convinced myself that I will start jogging in the mornings but every time , without fail , my alarm goes off and I look at my trainers then roll over and go back to sleep.
      I wouldn't want to be seen by anybody I knew jogging or even a stranger. It would be like watching Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar ruunning around cemetry park.
    •  EggyEggy
    • our cat winks at me sometimes, i wink back.
    •  mikemike
    • Yeah Ben winks at me its well funny.
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • check this out for winking amazingness...

      whilst on my way back from westbury to londres, we stopped off for a fry up. they ran out of sausages before the appointed quatity had made their way on to my plate so the hot, sexy eastern european hoeny said "we have no more sausages, can i give you some extra bacon."

      i was looking pretty cool and smacked out and winked like a champ, said something cool like "sure, baby" and then sang "MAYYYY-KIN' BAYYYY-CON" at her lovely boobs in my best coverdale voice.

      in front of loads of people, who probably saw me as a hero of some kind.
    •  JackJack
    • bad admiral says:
      check this out for winking amazingness...

      whilst on my way back from westbury to londres, we stopped off for a fry up. they ran out of sausages before the appointed quatity had made their way on to my plate so the hot, sexy eastern european hoeny said "we have no more sausages, can i give you some extra bacon."

      i was looking pretty cool and smacked out and winked like a champ, said something cool like "sure, baby" and then sang "MAYYYY-KIN' BAYYYY-CON" at her lovely boobs in my best coverdale voice.

      in front of loads of people, who probably saw me as a hero of some kind.


      Yes this did actually happen
    •  MazzMazz
    • bad admiral says:

      i was looking pretty cool and smacked out and winked like a champ, said something cool like "sure, baby" and then sang "MAYYYY-KIN' BAYYYY-CON" at her lovely boobs in my best coverdale voice.

      .


      .....like some kind of Rock and Roll Hero

      Rock and Roll Hero, take it or leave it
      Rock and Roll Hero, you better believe it

    •  JackJack
    • The man who brought more sausages also told us of his love for mteal
    •  MazzMazz
    • We ended up going out for lunch. I had Chicken in a bap, chips and Red wine. One of Laura's friends kept me entertained with her story of being hassled by an 80 year Jazz musician on a cruise ship.

      “I don’t just wanna to know what’s going here (points to her bobs), I wanna know what’s going on here (points to her head)”

      “You’re not just the sugar, you’re the whole damn cake”

      “I don’t know what you do to me girl but I have just had a glass of champagne (10am) and I’m feeling HORN….EEEEEEE”

      “Next time you’re in New York City look me up…I’ll show you a real goodtime”.
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • that's so beautiful. did he get his woman? was it anyone famous? was it courtney pine or a mingus?

      i was pretty feral this weekend. i'm usually charming and cool, but i was mostly a bit growly and shouty.

      ooops! :s
    •  MazzMazz
    • bad admiral says:
      that's so beautiful. did he get his woman? was it anyone famous? was it courtney pine or a mingus?

      i was pretty feral this weekend. i'm usually charming and cool, but i was mostly a bit growly and shouty.

      ooops! :s



      He did not. Feral is good.
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • Mazz says:
      bad admiral says:
      that's so beautiful. did he get his woman? was it anyone famous? was it courtney pine or a mingus?

      i was pretty feral this weekend. i'm usually charming and cool, but i was mostly a bit growly and shouty.

      ooops! :s



      He did not. Feral is good.


      shame...shame. i'm sure the brush of his trumpetty lips would have been like being carressed by a leathery angel.

      feral is only good if you're a member of the shadow cabinet. how did recording at will's go? any hot new joints?
    •  MazzMazz
    • In the morning we wrote and recorded a demo version for a demo called "Who's got the Rock and Rolls?" We used an electronic beat thing for the drums. Singing at 10 in morning with a hangover hurt. I believe that Will phoned up Dave Guitar man and left the whole song on is answer phone.

      I'm not sure if all that happened as it feels like it was a dream.

      “Who’s got the Rocket and Rolls?” tells the story of Saturday night.

      I'm very tired at the moment.
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • that works. i think we could do a split.

      side a: trebuchet - who's got the rock and rolls?
      side b: black saXX - makin' bacon

      you should have answer machine recording playing all the way through, then when people think that it's a load of bollock, the proper hifi supreme version kicks in and it will be a mind trip.

      ours will start with pure saxophone weeping and maybe some "keys", before kicking into a really sexy but rocking part about boobs or something else pretty sexual.

      the artwork for our side would be a naked woman playing a saxophone with rashers of danish covering up her noobles, frooff and jumperbumps

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