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    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • wrote new song in the shower at lunchtime: "sexual hurricane".

      coming down the road
      like a sexual hurricane
      out of control
      gonna make you feel ok
    •  CareyCarey
    • bad admiral says:

      gonna make you feel ok


      "ok"? is "ok" really gonna get the ladies frothing with anticipation?
    •  MazzMazz
    • It will when he gets his dinger out at the same time.
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • ok = awwwwwwwww-kay-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!!!!

      yes it will because it will be accompanied by crazy beats and creamy sax.

    •  JackJack
    • Will, that is Steller! I say yes
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • that is the most poignant thing i have ever seen.

      put an ak47 in the mix as well for some proper old school sweet.
    •  WillisWillis
    • Ha ha! I knew you wouldn't be able to see it.
    •  MazzMazz
    • Willis says:
      Ha ha! I knew you wouldn't be able to see it.


      Man that's bogus.
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • black background with "black saXX" written in futuristic red lettering. in the middle is a 3D pyramid made out of red laser beams. a single saxophone is in the middle.

      it will be the cover for our (MIAMI NIGHTS EP)
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • was "communicating" with simon last night.

      working on "concepts" with him. album cover: the 3 of us, tanned and wearing little swimming trunks. each of us has a real thin gold chain around his neck with a cross or st christopher thingy. we are all surrounded by women but have our arms draped around one another as if they're not there (because we're so used to it) and no-one's too bothered. we are each wearing a shoulder holster and are brandishing handguns but in a jovial/happy way, as if shooting gulls or dolphins or something, not people.

      also got hot new "joints"...

      "fully loaded (with bullets of love)"
      "strapped and unwrapped"
      "easy cruiser" which will sound like reo speedwagon, meets hall and oates, meets brutal truth
    •  WillisWillis
    • Have you got a copy of Love Beach by Emerson Lake and Palmer? Check out the cover.
      Also, check out Bacardi adverts from the late 1970's/early 1980's. I'll get some copies scanned in.
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • i think really thin cigarettes are also an essential. i think they're called something BRUTAL like "vogue".

      and they need to be "menthol" variety.
    •  WillisWillis
    • If I smoked I would use Gauloise, Gitanes or Peter Stuyvesant, probably only whilst driving my car wearing a black Polo Neck jumper.
    •  mikemike
    • Apparently polo necks are back in style, worn with a suit, GQ magazine told me so.
    •  WillisWillis
    • oh well, I was hoping to look like an extra from French Connection 2.
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • and little round sunglasses with "hot jazz" playing frenetically in the background.
    •  HopkinsHopkins
    • Polo necks are for the milk tray man

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