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1. • JenTheHen
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     Someone tagged this on my facebook recently. I think I must be about 16. I'm a lot thinner but I was a lot less confident. Go figure!!
   • [10:07 on 22/10/08]
2. • bad admiral
   • i'm an athlete and an aesthete. i'm putting myself through a lot of intense personal pain at the moment and am, therefore, gorging myself on sweets/crisps. turned into a proper fatty fat over last couple of days...pissy bollocks.
   • [10:30 on 22/10/08]
3. • mike
   • JenTheHen says:

     mike says:

     I shouldn't be as tubby as I am at the moment though.

     
     
     Says who?
     
     
     Myself.
   • [10:57 on 22/10/08]
4. • Ollie
   • people have been fooled into thinking being thin is the most attractive way to look...that's bollocks. I'm a bit on the portly side but the only problem I have with that is health wise...I feel shit if I get above a certain weight so I'm trying to keep it down. I'm never going to be a rake.
   • [11:45 on 22/10/08]
5. • mike
   • Thats my thinking, nothing else.
   • [11:48 on 22/10/08]
6. • noone
   • I'm extremely unhappy with my weight. It's not a health thing really, I drink and smoke and I know full well how bad they are for me. It's not a vanity thing either it's just that I used to be able to run fast and climb things and I'm worried that I wont be able to now if I get into a tricky situation and need to escape.
     I forgot this was a winking thread.
     I don't ever wink and I haven't noticed anybody wink at me since the 80's. I think my 60 year old uncle does it , it goes well with his whistling through his teeth and lifting his flat cap for women.
     [Edited by noone at 12:10 on 22/10/08]
   • [12:08 on 22/10/08]
7. • JenTheHen
   • You don't seem unhealthy Mike.
     
     I like a belly. I'm not thinnist though, thin people can be really hot too.
   • [12:10 on 22/10/08]
8. • alan
   • Ollie says:

     JenTheHen says:

     I love being a fatty. It suits me. How ridiculous would I look thin with no boobs? Sheesh no.
     
     Fat people ist krieg = fact.

     
     
     Skinny girls no, girls with junk in the trunk big thumbs up!!!
     
     
     True. I'm skinny though, can't really help it. And I can't wink, it really does like I'm having a spasm if I try.
   • [12:15 on 22/10/08]
9. • mike
   • JenTheHen says:

     You don't seem unhealthy Mike.
     
     
     I'm in bad shape at the moment, I'm not exercising at all apart from the half hour each way to the train station and back in the morning, and maybe a brief walk at lunch at work, just don't feel alert or energised at the moment, and I've got black hollows under my eyes, even after 9 hours sleep last night, not good.
     
     Derailed this thread haven't we?
   • [12:19 on 22/10/08]
10. • Podge
    • i am probably heavier than a lot of you, but i'm healthy and active... ergo your weight is bollox
    • [12:20 on 22/10/08]
11. • mike
    • Each one of mine weigh a stone.
    • [12:21 on 22/10/08]
12. • Catacomb Records
    • Dave winks at me and it's ace!! He's tried to teach me how to wink but I end up closing both eyes and looking really special!!
      
      Jack - the barmaid from Saturday was ace, the friendliest and most efficient i've met in a long time... you should go back there and make her your girlfriend!!!!
    • [12:24 on 22/10/08]
13. • Ollie
    • Catacomb Records says:

      Dave winks at me and it's ace!! He's tried to teach me how to wink but I end up closing both eyes and looking really special!!
      
      Jack - the barmaid from Saturday was ace, the friendliest and most efficient i've met in a long time... you should go back there and make her your girlfriend!!!!
      
      
      "You will be my girlfriend"
      
      "I'm sorry I have a boyfirend"
      
      "YOU WILL BE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!"
      
      
      Winking can go either way, it can be sleazy or endearingly cheeky. I try and avoid it myself as it looks more like I have a facial tic.
    • [12:31 on 22/10/08]
14. • JenTheHen
    • I like it, even when it's a bit sleazy.
    • [12:46 on 22/10/08]
15. • Catacomb Records
    • Ollie says:

      Catacomb Records says:

      Dave winks at me and it's ace!! He's tried to teach me how to wink but I end up closing both eyes and looking really special!!
      
      Jack - the barmaid from Saturday was ace, the friendliest and most efficient i've met in a long time... you should go back there and make her your girlfriend!!!!

      
      
      "You will be my girlfriend"
      
      "I'm sorry I have a boyfirend"
      
      "YOU WILL BE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!"
      
      
      
      
      Aye lad that's the one!!
      
      By the way... I WILL reply to your email, i'm being slack!!
      [Edited by Catacomb Records at 12:47 on 22/10/08]
    • [12:47 on 22/10/08]
16. • bad admiral
    • i am entirely vanity based and don't give a shit what all this truckstop whizz and gauloise are doing to my insides.
      
      i used to be able to wink in a manner so rogueish and high camp that you could hear the bra straps pinging from twenty yards out.
      
      now it looks like i'm trying to dislodge crumbs from my ducts.
    • [13:00 on 22/10/08]
17. • Ollie
    • bad admiral says:

      i am entirely vanity based and don't give a shit what all this truckstop whizz and gauloise are doing to my insides.
      
      i used to be able to wink in a manner so rogueish and high camp that you could hear the bra straps pinging from twenty yards out.
      
      now it looks like i'm trying to dislodge crumbs from my ducts.
      
      
      Do you practice in front of the mirror and boost your self esteem by calling yourself Tiger and Big Boy?
    • [14:14 on 22/10/08]
18. • Michael
    • mike says:

      I'm in bad shape at the moment, I'm not exercising at all apart from the half hour each way to the train station and back in the morning, and maybe a brief walk at lunch at work
      
      
      You can have my old racing bike if you want it. I got a new one for my birthday. The one on offer is getting on for 20 years old, but it was good enough for me.
    • [14:46 on 22/10/08]
19. • bad admiral
    • Ollie says:

      bad admiral says:

      i am entirely vanity based and don't give a shit what all this truckstop whizz and gauloise are doing to my insides.
      
      i used to be able to wink in a manner so rogueish and high camp that you could hear the bra straps pinging from twenty yards out.
      
      now it looks like i'm trying to dislodge crumbs from my ducts.

      
      
      Do you practice in front of the mirror and boost your self esteem by calling yourself Tiger and Big Boy?
      
      
      mirrors are now as much enemies to me as the catty latin men at the gym. right now i just throw dust sheets over them, weep in a corner, do as many sit ups as i can muster and then curl up in a little ball and fall into a fitful sleep upon my cold, hard laminate flooring.
      
      so no. not anymore. the only thing i ever say to myself in the mirror is: "what the fuck are you doing". true say.
    • [14:50 on 22/10/08]
20. • Gareth
    • "In Western culture, it may be used to communicate sexual intentions, ranging from flirtation to an explicit invitation"
      
      or
      
      "usually indicates shared, unspoken knowledge. It is frequently used to suggest to the receiver that they are receiving special or favoured attention"
      
      It's been really uncommon until this job. It is awesome though, I've started doing it loads.
      
      And I've been doing loads of exercise since Scotland and eating healthily and just packed a lot of muscle on. I lost my belly but now my shirts are really tight across the chest and I put about 3 kilos on.
    • [16:11 on 22/10/08]

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