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The weekend has started

    •  mikemike
    • Lolololololol, but true.
    •  OllieOllie
    • JenTheHen says:
      Ollie says:
      JenTheHen says:
      I'll be spending this weekend wondering why there are so many rude, arrogant and ignorant people in the world and possibly smashing the next person to talk to me like I am their customer service slave bitch in the face with a hammer.


      Has someone upset you?:(


      Ha. SomeONE? Human = garbage

      I'm so posi.


      Could you do with a nice hug and a cup of tea?
    •  MazzMazz
    • Tonight. 2 Born again Christians coming over for dinner...nice one Laura.

      Friday = work/early bed

      Saturday = Plymouth for party

      Sunday = Head home

      Monday = Full body wax.
    •  OllieOllie
    • Mazz says:
      Tonight. 2 Born again Christians coming over for dinner...nice one Laura.

      Friday = work/early bed

      Saturday = Plymouth for party

      Sunday = Head home

      Monday = Full body wax.


      Plymouth!!!!!
    •  MazzMazz
    • You should be able to hear "THE WHEEL IN THE SKY KEEPS ON TURNING"* as I thunder past Chudleigh at about 9am.



      * Lyric from a Journey Song
    •  JenTheHenJenTheHen
    • Ollie says:
      JenTheHen says:
      Ollie says:
      JenTheHen says:
      I'll be spending this weekend wondering why there are so many rude, arrogant and ignorant people in the world and possibly smashing the next person to talk to me like I am their customer service slave bitch in the face with a hammer.


      Has someone upset you?:(


      Ha. SomeONE? Human = garbage

      I'm so posi.


      Could you do with a nice hug and a cup of tea?


      YES! I've got the cuppa now but, alas, no hug for me.
    •  CareyCarey
    • you did get assaulted by a cat and a rat...
    •  JenTheHenJenTheHen
    • Carey says:
      you did get assaulted by a cat and a rat...


      Ha. My arms are actually covered in scratches. Bad animals!!! Ah but coming home and playing with animals makes everything so much better. Let's start a wildlife sanctuary, then I'd never be sad again.
    •  MatthewRedStarsMatthewRedStars
    • JenTheHen says:
      Carey says:
      you did get assaulted by a cat and a rat...


      Ha. My arms are actually covered in scratches. Bad animals!!! Ah but coming home and playing with animals makes everything so much better. Let's start a wildlife sanctuary, then I'd never be sad again.


      Remember: If you feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats you get the cat skins for nothing.
    •  CareyCarey
    • JenTheHen says:
      Let's start a wildlife sanctuary, then I'd never be sad again.


      only if i can have a petting zoo.
    •  JenTheHenJenTheHen
    • Carey says:
      JenTheHen says:
      Let's start a wildlife sanctuary, then I'd never be sad again.


      only if i can have a petting zoo.


      Heavy petting in the park?
    •  CareyCarey
    • JenTheHen says:
      Carey says:
      JenTheHen says:
      Let's start a wildlife sanctuary, then I'd never be sad again.


      only if i can have a petting zoo.


      Heavy petting in the park?


      ooh aah ooh...

      yeeeeeaaaaaaaaayeeeeaaah. (sp?)

    •  Tino InsanaTino Insana
    • Ollie, you live in Chudleigh? Drove past there when me and the lady visited Cornwall/Devon last month, found the name rather humorous for some reason.

      In fact, my Dad's name is Ken. We Drove past Kennford and decided to make him a country manor name out of towns in Cornwall. He's now Kennford Chudleigh Crapstone and has answered his work phone as such... Marvelous
    •  JenTheHenJenTheHen
    • Tonight I'm cooking onion pie with an onion gravy and raw red onion on the side.

      For dessert there will be onion mousse with raspberry ice cream.
    •  PodgePodge
    • JenTheHen says:
      Tonight I'm cooking onion pie with an onion gravy and raw red onion on the side.

      For dessert there will be onion mousse with raspberry ice cream.

      and i'll smash you in the face with a hammer, that way we'll both be in stupid amounts of pain. shall i bring some beers? i have to go past Steers, Beer & Queers so i'll be stocking up on Desperado
    •  JenTheHenJenTheHen
    • Podge says:
      JenTheHen says:
      Tonight I'm cooking onion pie with an onion gravy and raw red onion on the side.

      For dessert there will be onion mousse with raspberry ice cream.

      and i'll smash you in the face with a hammer, that way we'll both be in stupid amounts of pain. shall i bring some beers? i have to go past Steers, Beer & Queers so i'll be stocking up on Desperado


      Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

      I've vowed not to drink for two weeks and you're waving fucking Desperado in my face.

      I WANT DESPERADO! NOW!!
    •  PodgePodge
    • how about if i drink it from a bottle in a brown paper bag, then you'll not know what it is?

      i'll bring some fresh orange for you then
    •  JenTheHenJenTheHen
    • Podge says:
      how about if i drink it from a bottle in a brown paper bag, then you'll not know what it is?

      i'll bring some fresh orange for you then


      No wait....did I say I WANT Desperado? I meant NEED.
    •  PodgePodge
    • Desperado, why don't you come to your senses
      You've been out ridin' fences,
      for so long - now.
      Ohh you're a hard one.
      I know that you've got your reasons.
      These things that are pleasin'you
      Can hurt you somehow.

      Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy
      She'll beat you if she's able.
      You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet.
      Now it seems to me, some fine things
      Have been laid upon your table.
      But you only want the ones
      That you can't get.

      Desperado,
      Ohhhh you aint getting no younger.
      Your pain and your hunger,
      They're driving you home.
      And freedom, ohh freedom.
      Well that's just some people talking.
      Your prison is walking through this world all alone.

      Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
      The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine.
      It's hard to tell the night time from the day.
      And you're losing all your highs and lows
      aint it funny how the feeling goes
      away...

      Desperado,
      Why don't you come to your senses?
      come down from your fences, open the gate.
      It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you.
      You better let somebody love you.
      (let sombody love you)
      You better let somebody love you...ohhh..hooo
      before it's too..oooo.. late.

      i shall also be buying new trousers this weekend. i had to gaffer up a hole in mine the other day
    •  JenTheHenJenTheHen
    • Podge says:

      i shall also be buying new trousers this weekend. i had to gaffer up a hole in mine the other day


      You are the pure class. I have done that before though. You have to make sure you gaffa the gaffa though, otherwise you can get nasty surprises.

      All my clothes are threadbare and I have no money to buy new ones. I wish I could just not bother with them - darn societal restraints!

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