ninehertz

1. • grinderno1
   • Ebs generally is fine and very happy.
     
     the exceptions to this are as follow:
     
     1: she decides you've forgotten how beautiful/important she is and decides to remind you and then doesn't stop reminding you until you give in and devote all your attention to her.
     
     2: she's hungry in which case she won't get violent but certainly makes herself heard.
     
     occasionally she just gets in a really weird mood and then demands that you play with her and then immediately savages you when you do. there is absolutely NO reasoning with her when she's like this. yet more infuriating is that she almost always has one of these moments when my back's bad and i'm face down on the floor unable to move or defend myself and flinching away from her attacks causes me absolute blinding agony.
     
     fortunately this only ever really adds up to about 15% of our time together so i forgive her.
     
     re: shits in the morning. Nicotine does have very mild laxative properties. instant coffee not so much but fresh coffee is full of fibre so it can also help.
   • [14:29 on 16/05/08]
2. • Laddeth
   • Ollie says:

     
     There must be something about coffee and tobacco in the morning that affects the bowels. Our bassist used to swear by a fag a coffee and a shit in the morning. I must be missing out as I don't smoke and I'm not over keen of coffee...I also save my morning shit for work as I feel like I'm getting one over on my company by getting paid to have a shit!!!
     
     
     You are missing out my friend. Nothing better than standing in the back doorway having a fag and a cup of joe before retiring to the comode to pass what will be a very forthcoming stoole
     
     If I didnt know you were talking about a cat I'd think you had a very odd relationship with your girlfriend
   • [14:42 on 16/05/08]
3. • Ollie
   • As I don't have much to do and am consequently extremely bored I have worked out that if I come in and spend 10 minutes having a shit in the morning my company have paid me £2.17 for the pleasure of doing so. I consider that a result. That means my shit is now worth £2.17 a time...Ebay here I come!!!
   • [15:05 on 16/05/08]
4. • mamba
   • I'm in the office on my own this afternoon so have had a smoke, a boredom poo and made a cup of tea.
   • [15:06 on 16/05/08]
5. • Rob Himself
   • mamba says:

     
     a boredom poo
     
     
     
     I did one of those at work the other day, nice mini-break. not that relaxing though - as i'm the only bloke in the library, the staff loo is pink and has a poster of tom cruise on the wall. we had an author come and do a talk yesterday - he said he couldn't go with tom cruise watching.
   • [16:27 on 16/05/08]
6. • ChrisSD
   • Rob Himself says:

     
     he couldn't go with tom cruise watching.
     
     
     
     that sounds like a line from peep show.
   • [16:52 on 16/05/08]
7. • JenTheHen
   • AC/DC.
   • [09:10 on 17/05/08]
8. • Big Coat
   • that fucking ting tings song.... everyone else seems to love it.... it annoys the shit out of me... makes me want to break things at work when i hear it!
   • [10:57 on 17/05/08]
9. • Podge
   • Big Coat says:

     that fucking ting tings song.... everyone else seems to love it.... it annoys the shit out of me... makes me want to break things at work when i hear it!
     
     i like it, its catch pop
   • [12:01 on 17/05/08]
10. • Big Coat
    • it's just a drum beat with some annoying bint whining over the top of it..
    • [12:45 on 17/05/08]
11. • grinderno1
    • JenTheHen says:

      
      AC/DC.
      
      
      
      liar. stop trying to be incendiary.
    • [12:55 on 17/05/08]
12. • JonBBQ
    • Coffee's a stimulant...a stimulant affects your whole body, including the speed of your digestive system.
      
      Coffee is good. Whittards Peruvian Fairtrade Organic IST KREIG!!
      
      Am I the only person who's piss smells of coffee when I've drank a couple of cups in the space of a few hours?
    • [12:58 on 17/05/08]
13. • grinderno1
    • JonBBQ says:

      
      Coffee's a stimulant...a stimulant affects your whole body, including the speed of your digestive system.
      
      Coffee is good. Whittards Peruvian Fairtrade Organic IST KREIG!!
      
      Am I the only person who's piss smells of coffee when I've drank a couple of cups in the space of a few hours?
      
      
      
      totally with you on all points.
    • [13:02 on 17/05/08]
14. • 90dayman
    • I don't like coffee. It tastes like dirt. Tea rules.
    • [13:03 on 17/05/08]
15. • grinderno1
    • 90dayman says:

      
      I don't like coffee. It tastes like dirt. Tea rules.
      
      
      
      
    • [13:05 on 17/05/08]
16. • Carey
    • 90dayman says:

      
      I don't like coffee. It tastes like dirt. Tea rules.
      
      
      
      tea tastes like stewed grass clippings.
      
      i want some sort of forum competition to settle this. or just a big scrap.
    • [13:18 on 17/05/08]
17. • mike
    • Tell you what does taste like stewed grass clippings, green tea, white tea, peppermint tea and the like, but I love it, no milk at the moment so I've got a big mug of peppermint tea.
      
      Incidentally, theres football fans crying on tv because leslie garret and katherine jenkins are singing "abide with me" cheer up, they aren't that bad!
    • [13:51 on 17/05/08]
18. • tom.a
    • Carey says:

      
      

      90dayman says:

      
      I don't like coffee. It tastes like dirt. Tea rules.
      

      
      
      COFFEE tastes like stewed crap.
      
      i want some sort of forum competition to settle this. or just a big scrap.
      
      
      
      fixed
    • [13:54 on 17/05/08]
19. • Carey
    • don't mess with my posts, you cheeky fucker.
      
      i'll abuse my admin powers...
    • [13:56 on 17/05/08]
20. • tom.a
    • true but remember who was selling uyou your drinks last night.
      did you have fun in the end last night as you seemed fairly well gone.
    • [14:04 on 17/05/08]

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