ninehertz

1. • bad admiral
   • I'm pretty sure they're gonna lap this shit up and I'm gonna get pretty loaded off this for life.
     
     Hello,
     
     Whilst holidaying in the Alps recently, I had my first Raclette (essentially, molten Raclette cheese, new potatoes, pickles and charcutrie). On the plane home, I thought to myself: "somebody should put one of those on a pizza", so, pretty much the second I got home, I knocked one up.
     
     Not wanting to blow my own trumpet or anything, but it tasted awesome and after months of sitting on this momentous discovery, I've decided to share it. I pretty sure I'm not the first to come up with this, but I implore your better natures to market this Alpine insanity.
     
     I used:
     
     Mozzerella
     Raclette Slices
     Parma/San Danielle Ham
     Milano Salami
     Olives
     Baby New Potatoes
     Cherry Tomatoes
     Gherkins (optional as this is a bit of a divider of opinion)
     Red Onions
     Tomato Sauce on base
     
     It's up to you if you want to use it or not. It tastes pretty incredible and is proper decent winter food. I'd order one anyway.
     
     Thanks for your time,
     
     Richard
     
   • [13:19 on 01/12/08]
2. • Ollie
   • It does sound rather good, I'd order one.
   • [13:28 on 01/12/08]
3. • bad admiral
   • Sent it to Zizzi, Pizza Hut and some other one as well. Waiting for the phone to ring clean off the hook.
     
     Still waiting.
     
     Waiting...
   • [13:29 on 01/12/08]
4. • bad admiral
   • cheers ollie. unfortunately, your semi-gallic palette is genetically preprogrammed to culinary bombast and epicurean pomp. i fear my creation may be a little too "out there" for traditionalists.
     
     alternatively, you can make your own if no-one takes me up on this. it's well tasty.
     
     spatchcock a thrush on there for added decadance.
   • [13:33 on 01/12/08]
5. • Ollie
   • bad admiral says:

     cheers ollie. unfortunately, your semi-gallic palette is genetically preprogrammed to culinary bombast and epicurean pomp. i fear my creation may be a little too "out there" for traditionalists.
     
     alternatively, you can make your own if no-one takes me up on this. it's well tasty.
     
     spatchcock a thrush on there for added decadance.
     
     
     I'm very tempted to try it...not sure about the thrush though!!!
     
     I may go into Pizza Express and ask for it and when they say they don't have it I shall through a gallic strop and walk out declaring them to be culinary philistines.
   • [13:52 on 01/12/08]
6. • Jack
   • i had a pizza in les gets with raclette, also had potatoes etc on it, damn it was good
   • [13:59 on 01/12/08]
7. • Hopkins
   • I'd hit that shit
   • [14:14 on 01/12/08]
8. • bad admiral
   • Ollie says:

     bad admiral says:

     cheers ollie. unfortunately, your semi-gallic palette is genetically preprogrammed to culinary bombast and epicurean pomp. i fear my creation may be a little too "out there" for traditionalists.
     
     alternatively, you can make your own if no-one takes me up on this. it's well tasty.
     
     spatchcock a thrush on there for added decadance.

     
     
     I'm very tempted to try it...not sure about the thrush though!!!
     
     I may go into Pizza Express and ask for it and when they say they don't have it I shall through a gallic strop and walk out declaring them to be culinary philistines.
     
     
     HAHA! do it man! walk out really slowly muttering "fuck this place" under your breath, just loud enough for everyone to hear!
     
     jack...yup...the swiss dominoes does a "raclette" pizza although it has bacon on it which, when you consider raclette is a smokier cheese, is a bit of a smoke-fest. no potatoes or gherkins either so a bit of a shitter. potatoes on pizza is fucking amazing. as is pizza sandwich, which requires a whole cottage loaf.
     
     no offers yet. will keep y'all updated.
   • [14:24 on 01/12/08]
9. • Ollie
   • bad admiral says:

     Ollie says:

     bad admiral says:

     cheers ollie. unfortunately, your semi-gallic palette is genetically preprogrammed to culinary bombast and epicurean pomp. i fear my creation may be a little too "out there" for traditionalists.
     
     alternatively, you can make your own if no-one takes me up on this. it's well tasty.
     
     spatchcock a thrush on there for added decadance.

     
     
     I'm very tempted to try it...not sure about the thrush though!!!
     
     I may go into Pizza Express and ask for it and when they say they don't have it I shall through a gallic strop and walk out declaring them to be culinary philistines.

     
     
     HAHA! do it man! walk out really slowly muttering "fuck this place" under your breath, just loud enough for everyone to hear!
     
     jack...yup...the swiss dominoes does a "raclette" pizza although it has bacon on it which, when you consider raclette is a smokier cheese, is a bit of a smoke-fest. no potatoes or gherkins either so a bit of a shitter. potatoes on pizza is fucking amazing. as is pizza sandwich, which requires a whole cottage loaf.
     
     no offers yet. will keep y'all updated.
     
     
     I might throw a table over as well just before I get to the door and shout "CUNTS!!!" at the top of my voice.
   • [14:33 on 01/12/08]
10. • bad admiral
    • Ollie says:

      bad admiral says:

      Ollie says:

      bad admiral says:

      cheers ollie. unfortunately, your semi-gallic palette is genetically preprogrammed to culinary bombast and epicurean pomp. i fear my creation may be a little too "out there" for traditionalists.
      
      alternatively, you can make your own if no-one takes me up on this. it's well tasty.
      
      spatchcock a thrush on there for added decadance.

      
      
      I'm very tempted to try it...not sure about the thrush though!!!
      
      I may go into Pizza Express and ask for it and when they say they don't have it I shall through a gallic strop and walk out declaring them to be culinary philistines.

      
      
      HAHA! do it man! walk out really slowly muttering "fuck this place" under your breath, just loud enough for everyone to hear!
      
      jack...yup...the swiss dominoes does a "raclette" pizza although it has bacon on it which, when you consider raclette is a smokier cheese, is a bit of a smoke-fest. no potatoes or gherkins either so a bit of a shitter. potatoes on pizza is fucking amazing. as is pizza sandwich, which requires a whole cottage loaf.
      
      no offers yet. will keep y'all updated.

      
      
      I might throw a table over as well just before I get to the door and shout "CUNTS!!!" at the top of my voice.
      
      
      yeah...properly make it seem like they've calmed you down, then chuck a huge mental.
    • [15:22 on 01/12/08]
11. • Ollie
    • bad admiral says:

      Ollie says:

      bad admiral says:

      Ollie says:

      bad admiral says:

      cheers ollie. unfortunately, your semi-gallic palette is genetically preprogrammed to culinary bombast and epicurean pomp. i fear my creation may be a little too "out there" for traditionalists.
      
      alternatively, you can make your own if no-one takes me up on this. it's well tasty.
      
      spatchcock a thrush on there for added decadance.

      
      
      I'm very tempted to try it...not sure about the thrush though!!!
      
      I may go into Pizza Express and ask for it and when they say they don't have it I shall through a gallic strop and walk out declaring them to be culinary philistines.

      
      
      HAHA! do it man! walk out really slowly muttering "fuck this place" under your breath, just loud enough for everyone to hear!
      
      jack...yup...the swiss dominoes does a "raclette" pizza although it has bacon on it which, when you consider raclette is a smokier cheese, is a bit of a smoke-fest. no potatoes or gherkins either so a bit of a shitter. potatoes on pizza is fucking amazing. as is pizza sandwich, which requires a whole cottage loaf.
      
      no offers yet. will keep y'all updated.

      
      
      I might throw a table over as well just before I get to the door and shout "CUNTS!!!" at the top of my voice.

      
      
      yeah...properly make it seem like they've calmed you down, then chuck a huge mental.
      
      
      I could walk down the street just out of view, wait a moment then run back up and bang on the window shouting just to scare the shit out of them.
      
      I think a Saturday lunchtime would be the most effective!!!
    • [15:59 on 01/12/08]
12. • bad admiral
    • Ollie says:

      bad admiral says:

      Ollie says:

      bad admiral says:

      Ollie says:

      bad admiral says:

      cheers ollie. unfortunately, your semi-gallic palette is genetically preprogrammed to culinary bombast and epicurean pomp. i fear my creation may be a little too "out there" for traditionalists.
      
      alternatively, you can make your own if no-one takes me up on this. it's well tasty.
      
      spatchcock a thrush on there for added decadance.

      
      
      I'm very tempted to try it...not sure about the thrush though!!!
      
      I may go into Pizza Express and ask for it and when they say they don't have it I shall through a gallic strop and walk out declaring them to be culinary philistines.

      
      
      HAHA! do it man! walk out really slowly muttering "fuck this place" under your breath, just loud enough for everyone to hear!
      
      jack...yup...the swiss dominoes does a "raclette" pizza although it has bacon on it which, when you consider raclette is a smokier cheese, is a bit of a smoke-fest. no potatoes or gherkins either so a bit of a shitter. potatoes on pizza is fucking amazing. as is pizza sandwich, which requires a whole cottage loaf.
      
      no offers yet. will keep y'all updated.

      
      
      I might throw a table over as well just before I get to the door and shout "CUNTS!!!" at the top of my voice.

      
      
      yeah...properly make it seem like they've calmed you down, then chuck a huge mental.

      
      
      I could walk down the street just out of view, wait a moment then run back up and bang on the window shouting just to scare the shit out of them.
      
      I think a Saturday lunchtime would be the most effective!!!
      
      
      make sure there's loads of families around. your dedication is heart warming and you shall receive you reward when we win the "unfightable fight".
    • [16:52 on 01/12/08]
13. • noone
    • I became disillusioned after my pickled fried egg idea failed to appeal to every chip shop in the country.
    • [16:53 on 01/12/08]
14. • noone
    • As such I abandoned my other 2 projects,
      
      Sweet and Sour Vanilla ice cream with pineapple pieces and crispy batter 'bits'
      ( how to keep the batter crispy though?)
      Red Bull Toothpaste - you're rushing to work and have to skip coffee and you've just brushed your teeth anyway? no problem!
    • [17:05 on 01/12/08]
15. • bad admiral
    • i feel you man. i ain't heard shit back from the suits yet.
    • [18:05 on 01/12/08]
16. • Eggy
    • Did anyone on here send any requested to Walkers regarding the new crisp flavour competition. I didn't although i though about asking for a Thai Green Curry flavour as i love thai curries. I expect the new flavour they do to be something unexciting.
    • [20:05 on 01/12/08]
17. • noone
    • economy burger and cheese food slice flavour would be good or maybe red leicester and piccallili.
    • [04:06 on 02/12/08]
18. • bad admiral
    • terrine of muntjack and redcurrant.
    • [09:47 on 02/12/08]
19. • slack mammoth
    • I think Olly from Moss sent Weetabix an idea for having Weetabix and something else in one box. They wrote back and said they couldn't use his idea because if someone else came up with it and sent it in as well, they wouldn't know who to credit it to.
    • [11:33 on 02/12/08]
20. • Willis
    • Eggy says:

      Did anyone on here send any requested to Walkers regarding the new crisp flavour competition. I didn't although i though about asking for a Thai Green Curry flavour as i love thai curries. I expect the new flavour they do to be something unexciting.
      
      Well, once I came up with an idea for Smiths Crisps for a middle eastern flavoured crisp called Sultan Sheik
      
    • [12:26 on 02/12/08]

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