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1. • bad admiral
   • i'm recruiting musicians for the LIVE incarnation of my r n'b project, OSIRIS P. NARCISSO. i've already got male backing vocalists/dancers/percussionists, but pretty much need most other things. i will be performing lead vocals and less complicated dance as well as possibly playing a tambourine like sly from sly and the family stone.
     
     some of you will have already heard "me and 2 black chicks" which by common agreement is the best song ever written. i also have another song based loosely around making love in the can called "bad gurl (gonna lay your body down)". i have also successfully spliced "word up" by cameo and "don't fear the reaper" by blue oyster cult together in my mind. you will have to be able to play these songs. most of my songs are in minor 7ths as it sounds sexy, so you'll need to know what those are. i know what they are and i'm quasi-retarded so no excuses.
     
     i will also be using a lot of bolivian marching powder during this project, so may assault you/fine you/break down and cry/try and top myself depending on my mood and how well it's going so BE AWARE!
     
     additionally this is MY VISION so no musos trying to write songs. if you have a good idea, please email it to me for preconsideration. the chances are i may go a little phil spector on you if you question my vision. i already have stone cold classics in the can.
     
     let me know if yer interested...i think it would be fucking funny.
     
     you would need to be cool with the following criterion:
     
     - wearing a suit
     - dressing like yer in parliament/funkadelic
     - knowing what a minor 7th is
     - getting pissed
     - dancing
     - blow
     - pussy
     - prince
     - rick james
     - ike turner
     - cameo
     - earth, wind and fire
     - leather
     - lots of people onstage boogying
     - balloons
     - equality
     - justice
     - universal consciousness
     - marijuana
     - sly and the family stone
     - love
     - rev martin luther king
     - struggle
     - emancipation
     - marcus garvey
     - beards
     - conga players
     - making love
     - the clavinet
     
     i thank you
   • [11:12 on 28/10/10]
2. • Jack
   • you know I'm in, I need little excuse to wear silly clothing
   • [13:51 on 28/10/10]
3. • Mazz
   • I failed at requirement number 3
   • [13:55 on 28/10/10]
4. • Ollie
   • All I need to know is will it sound like the soundtrack to a 70's porno? If it does then I'm in...I could play my strat and do nothing but funky wah chops...in a minor 7th chord!!!
   • [14:35 on 28/10/10]
5. • bad admiral
   • nuh-uh ollie...nuh-uh.
     
     i don't need no wah and it doesn't sound like porn music.
     
     kind of rn'b meets disco with a haaaard philly soul edge.
   • [14:53 on 28/10/10]
6. • bad admiral
   • mazz - drums don't have minor 7ths...
   • [14:54 on 28/10/10]
7. • FDFC
   • bad admiral says:

     
     - struggle
     - emancipation
     
     These are my two favourite conditions.
   • [18:01 on 28/10/10]
8. • bad admiral
   • that is what this concept is all about.
   • [18:05 on 28/10/10]
9. • Mazz
   • Can I be called 'Billy the Pig'?
   • [13:52 on 29/10/10]
10. • Ollie
    • bad admiral says:

      nuh-uh ollie...nuh-uh.
      
      i don't need no wah and it doesn't sound like porn music.
      
      kind of rn'b meets disco with a haaaard philly soul edge.
      
      
      Shame, my funky wah licks could have tripled your snatch potential!!!!
    • [14:42 on 29/10/10]
11. • bad admiral
    • sure you can mazz.
      
      ollie ollie ollie...ollie ollie ollie...ollie ollie ollie...ollie ollie ollie...
      
      the snatch potential is already sky high and swingin'.
      
      i'll teach you my ways one day.
    • [18:06 on 29/10/10]

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