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    •  JackJack
    • Rather hilariously 'Lookin at ass' streamed at some very slow speed, so it sounds like a doom track, kind of like scissorfight
      [Edited by Jack at 00:12 on 21/02/10]
    •  MazzMazz
    • Check out this HI TECH video I made today for the Ratz Ass track....DR BONG! Get a cup of tea and some hob nobs and suck this bad boy in.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgm9rPB3rTs
    •  seansean
    • lay down lady, is ace
    •  MazzMazz
    • sean says:
      lay down lady, is ace


      Cheers..ACETASTIC.
    •  pull-my-plonkerpull-my-plonker
    • Ratz Ass had a cameo in a very strange dream I had last night. They were in a bar playing 'Lay Down Lady' with 0 people watching. it was very weird. Even weirder as I have never actually made their acquaintances.

      Weird.
    •  JackJack
    • They have a habit of doing that
    •  MazzMazz
    • pull-my-plonker says:
      Ratz Ass had a cameo in a very strange dream I had last night. They were in a bar playing 'Lay Down Lady' with 0 people watching. it was very weird. Even weirder as I have never actually made their acquaintances.

      Weird.


      I think that was a vision of what our first gig will be like.
    •  pull-my-plonkerpull-my-plonker
    • Mazz says:
      pull-my-plonker says:
      Ratz Ass had a cameo in a very strange dream I had last night. They were in a bar playing 'Lay Down Lady' with 0 people watching. it was very weird. Even weirder as I have never actually made their acquaintances.

      Weird.


      I think that was a vision of what our first gig will be like.


      Dude, I think that WAS your first gig! :P
    •  MazzMazz
    • pull-my-plonker says:
      Mazz says:
      pull-my-plonker says:
      Ratz Ass had a cameo in a very strange dream I had last night. They were in a bar playing 'Lay Down Lady' with 0 people watching. it was very weird. Even weirder as I have never actually made their acquaintances.

      Weird.


      I think that was a vision of what our first gig will be like.


      Dude, I think that WAS your first gig! :P


      We're we any good?
    •  JackJack
    • dreamy
    •  pull-my-plonkerpull-my-plonker
    • [Insert R.E.M. joke here...]

      Yeah man, you guys should play more often...
    •  WillisWillis
    • ha ha! I had a RATZ ASS gig dream the other night. Our equipment was crap and I gave someone a rash of shit about something. All in all a bad show, which is what I think would happen in real life, apart from me giving someone a rash of shit.
    •  MazzMazz
    • HAMMER AND FIST..This is either going to be amazing or really crap…or amazingly crap. It’s a plodding chest out METAL anthem. We will write it tonight. The chorus riff is dumb..the first four chords go up…the next four chords go back down.

      *Chorus riff as intro

      *Verse (Axe, bass, cowbell, snare and bass drum)

      Duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      I WAS RAISED BY SATAN
      Duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      BACK IN THE MISTS OF TIME
      Duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      HE SHOWED ME THE ANSWERS
      Duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      HE FED ME DIRTY WINE
      Duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      I HAVE THE POWER
      Duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      OF TEN THOUSAND MEN
      Duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      I WORSHIP THE LEATHER
      Duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      WE PLAY WITH OUR AMPS ON TEN


      *Chorus (Axe, bass, Ride, snare, bass drum)

      Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
      HAMMMER AND FIST
      Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
      HAMMMER AND FIST
      Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
      HAMMMER AND FIST
      Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
      HAMMMER AND FIST

      *Verse (Axe, bass, cowbell, snare and bass drum)

      Duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      I WAS RAISED BY SATAN
      Duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      BACK IN THE MISTS OF TIME
      Duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      HE SHOWED ME ANSWERS
      Duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      HE FED ME DIRTY WINE
      Duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      I HAVE THE POWER
      Duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      OF TEN THOUSAND MEN
      Duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      I WORSHIP THE LEATHER
      Duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      WE PLAY WITH OUR AMPS ON TEN


      *Chorus (Axe, bass, Ride, snare, bass drum)

      Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
      HAMMMER AND FIST
      Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
      HAMMMER AND FIST
      Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
      HAMMMER AND FIST
      Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
      HAMMMER AND FIST

      *Emotional axe solo over the chorus riff (maybe a key change thrown in?)

      *End
    •  HopkinsHopkins
    • Mazz says:
      (maybe a key change thrown in?)


      woah!! that sounds RADICAL!

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