ninehertz

1. • Jack
   • I'd like to do this and call the band Crotch Rocket.
     
     Anyone in?
   • [19:31 on 06/01/10]
2. • alan
   • I'd love to. Stupid distance.
   • [21:06 on 06/01/10]
3. • pull-my-plonker
   • Zeke for Loud Howls.
   • [21:16 on 06/01/10]
4. • bad admiral
   • drums here mate!
     
     
     [Edited by bad admiral at 08:45 on 07/01/10]
   • [08:43 on 07/01/10]
5. • Jack
   • Mazz should sing, Rich on drums, I'll guitar, bass please
     
     Crotch Rocket!
   • [09:46 on 07/01/10]
6. • Mazz
   • I'm in....but I live toooo far away???? I would be fucking amazing though. We would be fucking amazing. Name the band Sleazus of Mazzereth coz i'm cool.
     
     I await instructions.
   • [12:00 on 07/01/10]
7. • Mazz
   • I have just had a two minute think and i do not require the band to be called Sleazus of Mazzereth.
     
     I'm in the right frame of mind for a new adventure.
   • [12:01 on 07/01/10]
8. • Mazz
   • Song #1 = 'Two Cunt Cathy'
     
     Chorus = Two cunt Cathy, Man! she makes me happy
   • [12:16 on 07/01/10]
9. • Mazz
   • Song 2 = Shit the Hell
   • [12:24 on 07/01/10]
10. • bad admiral
    • i'm contributing nothing but insane beats. come on bass guitar!!!
      
      you get to be in a band with mazz! and me! and jack!
      
      song title: wytches tytte
      song title: a farmer's hope
      song title: ballbag on ballbag
    • [13:35 on 07/01/10]
11. • Mazz
    • Just imagine..WHHOOAAAARRGGHHHH WHHHOOOOAAAAA DUN DUN DUN DUN..YEAH!
    • [13:43 on 07/01/10]
12. • Jack
    • 1234 1234 dnnn dmm dnnn dmm dnn dnnnnnn alright! dmmm drrr dmmm drnnn bsash
    • [13:57 on 07/01/10]
13. • Mazz
    • Know of any hot Japanese 'chicks' that would play bass? You chaps live in London the place must be riddled with hot looking female bass players? eh? eh? Come on.
    • [14:00 on 07/01/10]
14. • bad admiral
    • no way! london is full of avant garde synth players who hate rock n' roll.
      
      ROCK AND ROLL!!!
      
    • [14:37 on 07/01/10]
15. • Mazz
    • What the fu...really? Man that's hurt my dreams. I thought people walked the streets with axes in hand playing tasty riffs 24/7.
    • [14:45 on 07/01/10]
16. • Hopkins
    • get me a helicopter and i'm in on bass
    • [15:34 on 07/01/10]
17. • bad admiral
    • Mazz says:

      What the fu...really? Man that's hurt my dreams. I thought people walked the streets with axes in hand playing tasty riffs 24/7.
      
      
      whoah...london ain't ROCK CITY any more. 10 years ago, maybe. now all the awesome japanese girls are into circuit bending and dating dudes who look like paedos.
    • [20:37 on 07/01/10]
18. • pull-my-plonker
    • This thread literally has me in stitches!!
    • [20:55 on 07/01/10]
19. • Mazz
    • I got to get me to London town...I look like a paedo
    • [08:31 on 08/01/10]
20. • bad admiral
    • i once embarassed myself in front of an arty japanese girl called tamaki. the bear was using her as his accessory as he places no value on her arty feelings and the relationship was totally co-exploitative.
      
      anyway...i started coughing and sneezing a lot in front of her and she asked if i was ok. i said yeah, i'm fine, i just choked on a bit of bogey that went down the wrong way. i am THE MAN. she was pretty bummed out by my bogus attitude.
      
      you don't look like a paedo, but you do look like you'd make a nuisance of yourself in a bordello.
    • [08:50 on 08/01/10]

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