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- Mazz
- We recorded 10 tracks of HIGH quality rock and roll on Saturday. Just need to "Punch in" the solos and add a bit of SYNTH to the middle section of KRAZY DEALER.
  
  This will blow your shit.
  
  The title of the album will be “STICK IT IN” but written in French. We’re not sure what the correct translation is. We may go with "baton dans la" which roughly translates back to 'in the baguette'. Perfect.
  
  The cover is done. It is of a monk sat writing at a desk and behind him against the wall is a flying V lute type thing.
  
  Our bass player has created this template for us.
  
  “Dear *
  
  It is with little regret that I wish to terminate my contract with immediate effect.
  I’m pursuing a career in HARD ROCK MUSIC, which I’m sure you, having experienced the golden age of HARD ROCK (the 1970’s) as a young adult, will understand will take up at least 24 hours of my working day.
  I will work my notice as detailed in my current contract.
  When I say ‘work’, what I really mean is that I will show up for the minimum number of hours that I can get away with.
  During this period, you may notice that my appearance may get a little ‘wilder’, and I may develop a different way of talking. I may also, on occasion, smell of alcohol. This is nothing to be concerned about.
  I apologise if my lifestyle choice makes you ‘working stiffs’ jealous.
  
  Yours sincerely,”
  
  We have started writing the second album already.
  
  I wrote 1/3 of a song on the way to work.
  
  Page Three Stunna
  
  It's Monday morning and your feeling blue
  Like the Mississippi delta flows through you
  Down in the dumps and out of luck
  Just a need a little something to pick me up
  
  The toll of the bell says it's half past hell
  The devil won’t care if you look at a pair....
  
  Page three stunna, page three stunna
  Don’t want no other, don’t want no other
  Just a page three stunna, page three stunna
  Don't want no other, don’t want no other”
- [10:16 on 15/09/08]
- Hopkins
- Sounds radical, when can we expect to see the album touch down? I'll be reviewing it for 9HZ so you'll need my address to send me coke, booze and hookers
- [10:35 on 15/09/08]
- Mazz
- A couple of weeeks maybe?
- [11:04 on 15/09/08]
- Mazz
- It maybe getting a Terrorizer review . The world has gone mad.
  [Edited by Mazz at 11:59 on 15/09/08]
- [11:59 on 15/09/08]
- Hopkins
- Are you pleased with it so far? How did it go with the 4-track? Did you do it all live, or bounce the tracks down as you went along?
- [13:21 on 15/09/08]
- Mazz
- Hopkins says:
  Are you pleased with it so far? How did it go with the 4-track? Did you do it all live, or bounce the tracks down as you went along?
  
  I have not heard the CD yet. Will has and he says that it is very good...almost life changing. We need to stick some reverb on the vocals and also mess about with some delay on the vocals for Krazy Dealer. We are going to Will's house on Tuesday to have a listen.
- [13:55 on 15/09/08]
- Mazz
- Update: Spent last night recording Amercian "Credit Crunch" sound clips off the internet for "When the shit hits the fan".
  
  "Krazy Dealer" will included hammond organ.
- [07:08 on 17/09/08]
- JenTheHen
- Mazz says:
  Update: Spent last night recording Amercian "Credit Crunch" sound clips off the internet for "When the shit hits the fan".
  
  "Krazy Dealer" will included hammond organ.
  
  There are no words...
- [07:14 on 17/09/08]
- Mazz
- We had to make up new word to describe the awesome solo on “Party Like Crazy”…MAGMATIC.
  
  I also did lots of smelly blow offs last night. I have not had any booze for 11 days and was wondering if my body was detoxifying?
- [07:28 on 17/09/08]
- Mazz
- Latest update from Mr Bass for those that wish to know.
  
  "Well, we got some stuff done.
  Dave came over, we set up in my room, wet to Sainsburys for junk food, and started recording.
  I think we got 3 more songs done with some amazing solos. Dave was playing and I was sitting on my bed turning the dials etc, and making physical gestures to encourage Dave. Punching the air, and doing Dio arm movements. I think it really helped with Daves creativity.
  We were getting really into it. I was getting a bit TOO into it and kept forgetting to do things.
  When Dave went, I laid down ('punched in' some synth parts-the BWWWWWWWWAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
  at the end of Olympian was good, and I also did a solo at the end of Krazy Dealer-DOUBLED UP!!!! In STEREO!
  It sounds a bit like the synth noise at the beginning of Who are you? I also put a sub octave bass line in the quiet bit, to sound like a bass note from a church organ!!!! yeah.....
  I used my new bass. It's really nice and loud.
  
  Dave's coming over on Sunday to finish off (when the shit hits the fan and Krazy Dealer left to do)."
  
  The next CD is going to be called "The Last Days of Jesus" and will run for a toal of 30 mins.
  
  1. The Last Days of Jesus
  
  (i) The Betrayal
  (ii) Judgement of thee Christ
  (iii) The Crucifixion
  (iv) Resurrection
  (v) Ascension
  (vi) Father Christmas welcome Jesus into Heaven
  
  The last movement of the song will be designed so that it can be lifted out and used as a Christmas HIT in its own right.
  
  See you hell.
- [09:37 on 22/09/08]
- Hopkins
- *APPLAUDS*
- [09:42 on 22/09/08]
- Mazz
- The Last Days of Jesus
  
  (i) The Betrayal
  
  “With holy bread and holy Wine
  The men of Christ all sat and dined
  Jesus knew he would be betrayed
  But he went to the garden and began to pray
  
  The Garden of Gethsemane
  Someone had it in for me
  The Garden of Gethsemane
  Someone had it in for me
  
  Judas came and gave kiss
  What was the deal what was amiss?
  The roman saw this as a sign
  The approached the Christ with swords held high
  
  The Garden of Gethsemane
  Someone had it in for me
  The Garden of Gethsemane
  Someone had it in for me
  
  His men went crazy they had fight
  Telling the Romans to take a hike
  These radical men would take no crap
  But Jesus went he did not scrap.
  
  The Garden of Gethsemane
  Someone had it in for me
  The Garden of Gethsemane
  Someone had it in for me
  The Garden of Gethsemane
  Someone had it in for me
  The Garden of Gethsemane
  Someone had it in for me”
  
  PEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW (Bass synth)
  
  Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh (bass & drums)
  
  PEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW (Bass synth)
  
  Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh (bass & drums)
  
  “All they that take the sword shall perish by the sword”
  
  END OF MOVEMENT
  
  (ii) Judgement of thee Christ
  
  (Quiet guitar)
  
  "Are you the Son of God?"
  
  (Some kind of guitar/bass effect answers this question first time around....)
  
  "Are YOU the Son of God?"
  
  “You are right in saying that I am”
  
  "Are you the king of the Jews?"
  
  (Some kind of guitar/bass effect answers this question first time around....)
  
  "Are YOU the king of the Jews?"
  
  ”It is as you Say”
  
  (Four bangs on the cymbal and off we go.... )
  
  Rock and Roll messiah dealt a band hand
  Just hanging with his crowd walking the land
  Getting down to business talking ‘bout god
  Now they wanna kill him, don’t spare the rod
  
  JUDGEMENT OF THE CHRIST (dud duh duh duh duhhhhhh)
  JUDGEMENT OF THE CHRIST (dud duh duh duh duhhhhhh)
  JUDGEMENT OF THE CHRIST (dud duh duh duh duhhhhhh)
  JUDGEMENT OF THE CHRIST
  
  LET’ GO
  
  Pilate is the man he’s in control
  He aint got no worries only one goal
  Eating lots of good food shagging around
  Will this blessed Christ lord ever be crowned?
  
  JUDGEMENT OF THE CHRIST (dud duh duh duh duhhhhhh)
  JUDGEMENT OF THE CHRIST (dud duh duh duh duhhhhhh)
  JUDGEMENT OF THE CHRIST (dud duh duh duh duhhhhhh)
  JUDGEMENT OF THE CHRIST
  
  (Face melting guitar solo)
  
  JUDGEMENT OF THE CHRIST (dud duh duh duh duhhhhhh)
  JUDGEMENT OF THE CHRIST (dud duh duh duh duhhhhhh)
  JUDGEMENT OF THE CHRIST (dud duh duh duh duhhhhhh)
  JUDGEMENT OF THE CHRIST
  JUDGEMENT OF THE CHRIST (on my own)
  
  (Quiet guitar again. The same at the start of the movement)
  
  END OF MOVEMENT
  
  (iii) The Crucifixion
  
  AAAAHHHHHH! (high pitched, Gillan style, Big Riff with a big drum. A bloody racket)
  
  Crucify! (Whispered by me, no music)
  
  AAAAHHHHHH! (A bloody racket)
  
  Mystify! (Whispered by me, no music)
  
  AAAAHHHHHH! (A bloody racket)
  
  Radicalise! (Whispered by me, no music)
  
  AAAAHHHHHH! (A bloody racket)
  
  (Whitenaske style blues...)
  
  I’m feeling crucified, you better believe it
  It’s a fact, take it or leave it.
  
  Cru-ci-fied, take it or leave it woman
  Cru-ci-fied, you better believe it woman
  
  I’m feeling crucified, you better believe it
  It’s a fact, take it or leave it.
  
  Cru-ci-fied, take it or leave it woman
  Cru-ci-fied, you better believe it woman
  
  (Guitar Solo)
  
  Cru-ci-fied, take it or leave it woman
  Cru-ci-fied, you better believe it woman
  
  (Drums)
  
  Cru-ci-fied, take it or leave it woman (vocals only)
  Cru-ci-fied, you better believe it woman (vocals only)
  
  I’m feeling crucified, you better believe it
  It’s a fact, take it or leave it.
  
  Cru-ci-fied, take it or leave it woman
  Cru-ci-fied, you better believe it woman
  Cru-ci-fied, take it or leave it woman
  Cru-ci-fied, you better believe it woman
  
  END OF MOVEMENT
  
  (iv) Resurrection
  
  (Loud crashing cymbals that overstay their welcome to simulate a BIG BANG)
  
  (Then into a head down rocker)
  
  Was it a trick? Who knows? Resurrection
  Will the truth be told? Who knows? Resurrection
  Fire and Ice, that’s right, Resurrection
  Born to ride, let’s ride, Resurrection
  
  Ooooooooooooooo Resurrection
  Jesus is going wild
  Oooooooooooooooo Resurrection
  That man he sure has style
  Ooooooooooooooo Resurrection
  Jesus is going wild
  Oooooooooooooooo Resurrection
  That man he sure has style
  
  Where has he gone? Who knows? Resurrection
  Did he leave us dawn? Who knows? Resurrection
  Bang out the rock, don’t stop, Resurrection
  Shredding the axe, RELAX, Resurrection
  
  Ooooooooooooooo Resurrection
  Jesus is going wild
  Oooooooooooooooo Resurrection
  That man he sure has style
  Ooooooooooooooo Resurrection
  Jesus is going wild
  Oooooooooooooooo Resurrection
  That man he sure has style
  
  (guitar solo)
  
  Resur (duh duh duh) rection (duh duh duh duh)
  Resur (duh duh duh) rection (duh duh duh duh)
  Resur (duh duh duh) rection (duh duh duh duh)
  Resur (duh duh duh) rection (duh duh duh duh)
  Resur (duh duh duh) rection (duh duh duh duh)
  Resur (duh duh duh) rection (duh duh duh duh)
  
  Ooooooooooooooo Resurrection
  Jesus is going wild
  Oooooooooooooooo Resurrection
  That man he sure has style
  Ooooooooooooooo Resurrection
  Jesus is going wild
  Oooooooooooooooo Resurrection
  That man he sure has style
  Ooooooooooooooo Resurrection
  Jesus is going wild
  Oooooooooooooooo Resurrection
  That man he sure has style
  
  (big, big, BIG finish)
  
  END OF MOVEMENT
  
  4 down, 2 to go.
- [15:28 on 22/09/08]
- alan
- Mazz says:
  
  JUDGEMENT OF THE CHRIST
  
  (Face melting guitar solo)
  
  I never realised before, but all my life I've been waiting for these words to be put together.
- [18:26 on 22/09/08]
- Kev Hit Drum
- I'm looking forward to seeing the TREBUCHET on October 25th at The George, Bradford on Avon.
  
  It will be the highlight of 2008, no, the highlight of my whole puny existence.
- [21:41 on 22/09/08]
- Mazz
- We started work on the "The Last Days of Jesus" last night. I can't wait to perform this song cycle LIVE. ha ha
- [08:52 on 24/09/08]

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