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1. • bad admiral
   • Howdy Folks...
     
     This weekend The Dolomite will be entering Mental Lonely Pervert Living Above A Chicken Restaurant Studios in Islington to record our first album, entitled "THE BEAR AND THE BAPHOMET".
     
     Track Listing is as follows:
     
     1 - intro
     
     2 - wanger skit
     
     3 - intro II
     
     4 - piss fight
     
     5 - sashagreysashagreysashagrey
     
     6 - anus skit
     
     7 - motherguv'nor
     
     8 - the basement at the bricklayers' arms off rathbone place...ream your balls out.
     
     9 - intro III (jethro tull)
     
     10 - my wynkle's been syck yn aymee wynhauses mouth
     
     11 - dr caroline hood skit
     
     12 - the joy of flex
     
     13 - giddy up...you motherfucker
     
     14 - annexe essex...britain's rogueish state
     
     15 - offshore slag platform
     
     16 - drum, machin skit
     
     17 - outro
     
     bonus track - malik jaje (prev. available on "GASH EQUINOX" ep)
     
     bonus track - bytchgrynder general (prev. available on "GASH EQUINOX" ep)
     
     Strictly limited CDR run of 20 copies as we are tightarses and it'll probably be free although I did consider charging a nominal amount and give what paltry amount that will be to Bob from Bristol Junction, but he'll probably just think we're taking the piss. Although we won't be.
     
     Origami case with hand finished art.
     
     Anyone want to review this heap of shit?
   • [13:31 on 22/08/08]
2. • mike
   • Me!
   • [13:32 on 22/08/08]
3. • Mazz
   • Sounds vital.
   • [13:34 on 22/08/08]
4. • Hopkins
   • Yound found the book for Drum Machine then?
   • [13:49 on 22/08/08]
5. • MORRELL
   • Track 5- Nice title!!!
   • [13:52 on 22/08/08]
6. • 90dayman
   • Oh dear. I think I know her.
   • [13:56 on 22/08/08]
7. • bad admiral
   • yup...i'm gonna see if she wants a collaboration.
     
     with my arse.
   • [15:01 on 22/08/08]
8. • bad admiral
   • oh yeah...mike...pm me your deets and i'll contact you with a special tarted up "review copy" for you to cherish as you would a son.
     
     we're gonna take a while with this one, rather than the last one which was written and recorded in 45 minutes.
     
     "gash equinox" ep still available to download for free from here:
     
     woo!
   • [15:13 on 22/08/08]
9. • teddystacker
   • you do realise that we never actually released gash equinox?
     
     The real tracks are still on my HD, the myspace ones were the rough tracks wiht you screaming down a webcam!
     
     But I fear linux trashed that windows partition.
     
     yeh.
     
     We better get working on that album then
   • [16:00 on 22/08/08]
10. • bad admiral
    • that is the final version...you motherfucker.
      
      those are the reissues.
      
      meet you in finsbury park turkish baths with barry baal?
    • [17:53 on 22/08/08]
11. • Gareth
    • bad admiral says:

      
      11 - dr caroline hood skit
      
      
      
      Anything to do with Sheffields own real dr caroline?
    • [18:50 on 22/08/08]
12. • bad admiral
    • i don't want to ruin the surprise but this is a kvlt as fvck black metal track about a sex therapist.
      
      she may well hail from sheffield.
    • [19:42 on 22/08/08]
13. • bad admiral
    • after prolonged and protracted legal counsel in the steam room with our caucus advocate barry baal m.d. we have chosen to rename "the basement at the bricklayers' arms off rathbone place...ream your balls out" as "munch at the bricklayers' (brcklyrs' rms)". the legal ramifications we were facing from sam smith's breweries (purveyors of sweet, crisp alpine lager and the refreshing, foamy and different old taddy brew) were too horrendous to even think about.
      
      thak you all for your support in this difficult time.
      
      additional tracks written this weekend:
      
      "bad uncle slap fight"
      
      "kings of metal"
      
      in other news...the bear is incarcerated in a self imposed financial exile.
    • [11:26 on 26/08/08]
14. • Mazz
    • I don't understand but it sounds vital.
    • [11:37 on 26/08/08]
15. • bad admiral
    • basically means we get sweaty and roll around together, laughing like children.
      
      you missed out when we last came to bristol, my friend. do come next time.
    • [11:48 on 26/08/08]
16. • JenTheHen
    • Gareth says:

      bad admiral says:

      
      11 - dr caroline hood skit
      

      
      
      Anything to do with Sheffields own real dr caroline?
      
      
      I would not want Caroline to be my sex therapist.
      
      She has a very "hands on" approach and I would say is more "sex pest". Which, of course, has many of the same letters.
    • [12:22 on 26/08/08]
17. • bad admiral
    • she has one great big face.
      
      the song is about the journey from one side of her face to the other and becoming tangled in her eyebrows.
      
      i bet she's a proper minx though.
    • [12:39 on 26/08/08]
18. • Podge
    • i'm so pointing her to this thread tonight. then running for cover.
    • [14:09 on 26/08/08]
19. • bad admiral
    • freakin do it man!
      
      i'm gonna look into getting it commissioned as incidental music to the girl's guide to 21st century sex...
      
      *two lovers mid coitus, they're happy and smiling, it's all a bit soft focus. dr hood is voicing over about something proper sexual. then pan to the act and cue the sound of me barfing up me jacobs over some quasi-competant blackened grind. the happy couple loses it and start frenching each other senseless.*
      
      
    • [14:28 on 26/08/08]
20. • Carey
    • "frenching" is a phrase i've not heard in some time. i can't decide whether i approve of it or not.
      
      as for the dr. caroline thing, i'd blame G. it's the best response in most situations.
    • [14:30 on 26/08/08]

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