Mazz says:
Jack Dickinson says:
Maybe you should have had one of the mini ploughmans, a bag containing a cheese triangle, a pickled onion and a cracker, genius
Mind blowing.
Was that the 4th or 5th reason to move up north? There were a lot and I think those boobs were one of them as well? If not, they should be.
My tattoo has washed off. I want a refund.