Menu

Forums - Music Discussion and Promotion

Eurovision 2011 UK Entry

    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • whoah whoah whoah...hold your horses.

      ok...now i don't have any problems with doing synths, however, we need to sing in EUROPEAN ACCENTS and LANGUAGES if we're gonna get anywhere. we need to appease the POWER of RUSSIA and the BALKANS.

      check this out...some top of the head shit...

      oh yeah! let's get wet and wild. duh duh duh duuuuh
      ooh oui! ou est le eurochild. duh duh duuuuuuh duh
      jawohl! er ist sehr toll und spaB. duh duh duuuuh duh
      alright! let's hit some critical mass. duh duh duuuuuh duh

      spasiva rossiya! spassiva rossiya! svoboda! svoboda! svoboda!

      [trans]

      oh yeah, let's get wet and wild. duh duh duuuuh duh
      oh yes, where is the eurochild. duh duh duuuh duh
      of course, it's very great and fun. duh duh duuuh duh
      alright, let's hit some critical mass. duh duh duuuuh duh

      thank you russia. thank you russia. freedom. freedom. freedom.
    •  MazzMazz
    • bad admiral says:
      whoah whoah whoah...hold your horses.

      ok...now i don't have any problems with doing synths, however, we need to sing in EUROPEAN ACCENTS and LANGUAGES if we're gonna get anywhere. we need to appease the POWER of RUSSIA and the BALKANS.

      check this out...some top of the head shit...

      oh yeah! let's get wet and wild. duh duh duh duuuuh
      ooh oui! ou est le eurochild. duh duh duuuuuuh duh
      jawohl! er ist sehr toll und spaB. duh duh duuuuh duh
      alright! let's hit some critical mass. duh duh duuuuuh duh

      spasiva rossiya! spassiva rossiya! svoboda! svoboda! svoboda!

      [trans]

      oh yeah, let's get wet and wild. duh duh duuuuh duh
      oh yes, where is the eurochild. duh duh duuuh duh
      of course, it's very great and fun. duh duh duuuh duh
      alright, let's hit some critical mass. duh duh duuuuh duh

      thank you russia. thank you russia. freedom. freedom. freedom.


      I'm not quite FEELING it. I typed that with legs crossed.
    •  HopkinsHopkins
    • Mazz says:
      I'm not quite FEELING it. I typed that with legs crossed.


      you tell him
      who the fuck does he think he is with his beerhall putsch?
      mazz, you're our fascist musical dictator

      is that balkan enough for you?
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • fair dos. i just thought you were SERIOUS about SCORING POINTS with the former soviet bloc...that's all.

      i'm gonna go record some european sounding horns onto a keytar and look at bandanas.

    •  HopkinsHopkins
    • bad admiral says:
      fair dos. i just thought you were SERIOUS about SCORING POINTS with the former soviet bloc...that's all.

      i'm gonna go record some european sounding horns onto a keytar and look at bandanas.


      are moustaches needed?
    •  MazzMazz
    • bad admiral says:
      fair dos. i just thought you were SERIOUS about SCORING POINTS with the former soviet bloc...that's all.

      i'm gonna go record some european sounding horns onto a keytar and look at bandanas.



      Hey man..hey..I'm so SERIOUS about ROCK AND ROLL that I just cried.
    •  ms tinnitusms tinnitus
    • Please make this happen!
    •  DonnyDonny
    • Hopkins says:
      bad admiral says:
      fair dos. i just thought you were SERIOUS about SCORING POINTS with the former soviet bloc...that's all.

      i'm gonna go record some european sounding horns onto a keytar and look at bandanas.


      are moustaches needed?


      Yes. Oh yes.
    •  MazzMazz
    • Chris..if the song is no good then I'm going on a shooting spree...bad taste I know but that's just how IT IS.
    •  HopkinsHopkins
    • Mazz says:
      Chris..if the song is no good then I'm going on a shooting spree...bad taste I know but that's just how IT IS.


      it will be SOLID GOLD
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • i have sourced a selection of bandanas. i'm thinking one about my head, one on my left bicep, one on my right thight, one around my left ankle. i think i should wear my BIG sunnies too.
    •  HopkinsHopkins
    • i'm gonna hang a bandana or neckerchief out of my back jeans pocket
      there's a protocol for this though, choose the wrong pocket and i could get bummed into next week
    •  MazzMazz
    • I've written our poorly received controversial second single

      Rock and Roll Man

      I was born in a twister
      I made love in a hurricane
      I got high in an earthquake
      I boogie boarded on a tidal wave

      Coz when it all said and done, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      Let’s have a little fun, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      I’m like a smoking like a gun, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      I AM the number one *PAUSE*…..ROCK AND ROLL MAN

      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN


      I hung with Julius Caesar
      I high fived Doris fucking Day
      I built the great wall of china
      I knocked down Cassius fucking Clay


      Coz when it all said and done, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      Let’s have a little fun, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      I’m like a smoking like a gun, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      I AM the number one *PAUSE*…..ROCK AND ROLL MAN

      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN


      Solo

      Coz when it all said and done, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      Let’s have a little fun, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      I’m like a smoking like a gun, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      I AM the number one *PAUSE*…..ROCK AND ROLL MAN

      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN


      (I'm thining Thunderstruck for the chorus)
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • Hopkins says:
      i'm gonna hang a bandana or neckerchief out of my back jeans pocket
      there's a protocol for this though, choose the wrong pocket and i could get bummed into next week


      bit of a minefield this...can't remember the code and how many times the bandana is folded, but i'll protect you from smooth bodied belgian dancers with my big GUNS and punctual xenophobia.

      mazz...that is classic. can you CLEAN IT UP A BIT for europe?
    •  MazzMazz
    • bad admiral says:
      Hopkins says:
      i'm gonna hang a bandana or neckerchief out of my back jeans pocket
      there's a protocol for this though, choose the wrong pocket and i could get bummed into next week


      bit of a minefield this...can't remember the code and how many times the bandana is folded, but i'll protect you from smooth bodied belgian dancers with my big GUNS and punctual xenophobia.

      mazz...that is classic. can you CLEAN IT UP A BIT for europe?


      I weep at your kind words. I will do a cleaner version as i don't like singing swear words..it's dirty.
    •  MazzMazz
    • ROCK AND ROLL MAN (Clean version)

      I was born in a twister
      I made love in a hurricane
      I cut loose in an earthquake
      I boogie boarded on a tidal wave

      Coz when it all said and done, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      It’s just a bit of fun, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      I’m like a smoking like a gun, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      I AM the number one *PAUSE*…..ROCK AND ROLL MAN

      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN


      I hung with Julius Caesar
      I built Rome in one day
      I governed miss Cleopatra
      I taught Mozart how to play

      Coz when it all said and done, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      It’s just a bit of fun, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      I’m like a smoking like a gun, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      I AM the number one *PAUSE*…..ROCK AND ROLL MAN

      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN


      Solo

      Coz when it all said and done, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      It’s just a bit of fun, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      I’m like a smoking like a gun, duh duh duh duh duh duh
      I AM the number one *PAUSE*…..ROCK AND ROLL MAN

      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
      ROCK AND ROLL MAN
    •  MazzMazz
    • Cats got the cream la la la la la
      I'm livin the dream la la la la la
      I'm licking pussy...ALL NIGHT LONG...GOOOO


      [Edited by Mazz at 11:50 on 08/07/10]
    •  bad admiralbad admiral
    • i still haven't found a keytar full of "fanfare" fx

Forums - Music Discussion and Promotion - Eurovision 2011 UK Entry