ninehertz

1. • noone
   • mike says:

     I think hot dogs are usually the food people do speed-eating with?
     
     
     
     all the more reason to try something else.
     You reminded me of a time when I was a kitchen porter and we used to have weekly kitchen olympic games including how long you could hold your hands pressed to the sides of the power washer on hot wash and the cup o' toffee in which we competed to drink a pint of thick butter scotch goo in the fastest time, it was thicker than treacle.
   • [23:51 on 06/08/08]
2. • Laddeth
   • So we start off at Cornflakes and end up with Pukka Pies
     Yummy
   • [23:51 on 06/08/08]
3. • noone
   • mike says:

     Lard.
     
     Raw Bacon.
     
     Whole Eggs (shells and all).
     
     
     if you can source some vegan eggs and lard lets roll.
   • [23:52 on 06/08/08]
4. • Rob Smith
   • mike says:

     Lard.
     
     Raw Bacon.
     
     Whole Eggs (shells and all).
     
     
     Without actually chewing?
   • [23:53 on 06/08/08]
5. • noone
   • were getting ahead of ourselves in our feverish excitement.
     I've decided that Ben has decided to make this an official Ninehertz event.
     Podge will handle the logistics of the event and source the chow. Mike will give it the high profile press coverage it deserves and I will be catapulted into the fat bastard hall of fame earning me lifetime sponsorship from Cathedral City.
   • [23:57 on 06/08/08]
6. • Rob Smith
   • Sounds good, i'll go for the fish ree veggie option then. Is beer involved?
   • [23:59 on 06/08/08]
7. • noone
   • Rob Smith says:

     Is beer involved?
     
     I dare say.
     This is exactly the kind of event the new look ninehertz website should be championing in my opinion.
     Could probably even fit some music in somewhere.
   • [00:02 on 07/08/08]
8. • Rob Smith
   • Eating to a beat? I like it
   • [00:03 on 07/08/08]
9. • Laddeth
   • 
     If we capped it to 9 entrants we could call it "Nine-stomach-herts Alldayer"
     9 come in, 8 chuck up.
     [Edited by Laddeth at 00:06 on 07/08/08]
   • [00:05 on 07/08/08]
10. • noone
    • Laddeth says:

      Event name: "Nine-stomach-herts"
      
      
      congratulations, you are now head of promotions
    • [00:07 on 07/08/08]
11. • Rob Smith
    • So Laddy's the marketing department
    • [00:07 on 07/08/08]
12. • Laddeth
    • Nooooo my worst fear realised!
      I just want credit on the name, that is all
    • [00:10 on 07/08/08]
13. • Rob Smith
    • You work for your reputation!
    • [00:12 on 07/08/08]
14. • JenTheHen
    • I think eating contests are wrong and immoral!
      
      But I reckon I could have any of you.
    • [07:27 on 07/08/08]
15. • noone
    • JenTheHen says:

      I think eating contests are wrong and immoral!
      
      But I reckon I could have any of you.
      
      
      oh cry me a river.
    • [10:21 on 07/08/08]

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