ninehertz

1. • bad admiral
   • as i'm about 98% sure that santa reads this forum and as i've been good all year, i've decided that it's about time to commence the seasonal jolity and compose my christmas list...here it is.
     
     1 x pipe
     1 x bmx
     1 x packet of sweets
     1 x clementine
     1 x bag o' nuts
     1 x bag o' chocolate pennies
     1 x anal beads
     1 x tub of PROMAX powder
     1 x hat
     1 x ticket to masquerade ball
     1 x new snowboard jacket which won't break
     1 x dreadlock conditioner that actually works and doesn't make me smell of dog and leave greasy stains on my pillow
     1 x selection of essential oils
     1 x 1 on 1 breakdancing classes
     1 x venison fillet
     1 x uncle ben's microwavable brown rice
     1 x car air freshener in the shape of a hawaiian dancing girl
     1 x KISS make up set and colouring in book
     1 x marlene dietrich album
     1 x wrestling champion belt
   • [09:00 on 02/12/09]
2. • Mazz
   • Correct...I do.
   • [11:36 on 02/12/09]
3. • bad admiral
   • yessssss! i knew you were real. i saw you one year using the toilet next my parents' bedroom. i was getting up for a drink of water on yuletide eve, but crept back to bed lest you knew i had stirred.
     
     
   • [13:02 on 02/12/09]
4. • Mazz
   • Ahhhhh..but I did see you young Richard. When a child needs a glass of water a child must have his glass of water.
     
     I'm sorry my yule log did not flush away.
   • [13:13 on 02/12/09]
5. • Tim Holehouse
   • ha ha!
     I want all my firends to have a lovley christmas that's what I want.
   • [13:18 on 02/12/09]
6. • pull-my-plonker
   • Has anyone noticed that since Gary Glitter has been outed as dirty paediatrician, no-one seems to play "Rock and Roll Christmas" any more?
     
     Scenesters. I love that song.
   • [21:25 on 02/12/09]
7. • Eggy
   • pull-my-plonker says:

     Has anyone noticed that since Gary Glitter has been outed as dirty paediatrician, no-one seems to play "Rock and Roll Christmas" any more?
     
     Scenesters. I love that song.
     
     
     I shall keep a listen out for that now. Although don't think it ever has been on the morrisons christmas hitlist, Mariah carey yes - far too often.
   • [22:02 on 03/12/09]

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