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1. • Mazz
   • Scene 1. The Priest and the Doctor are sat in an olde office with mugs of wine set in front of them.
     
     Priest: “Aye doctor, she was a homely strumpet. She came to me for spiritual guidance, said her faith in the lord was tested when she spotted a strapping lad at the market. I told her the only way to purge ones fornicational thoughts was to lay with a godly man”
     
     Doctor: “I trust thee but thy self forward to help her in such a quest?”
     
     Priest: “Why of course, I am a man of the cloth, I do the lords work in anyway I can, if this means delivering a good rogering then so be it”
     
     Loud laughter fills the room, the doctor wipes his mouth with his hand and slams his hand on the table.
     
     Doctor: “Aye the cunny ‘round these parts seem blessed with the animal urges as though they be touched Satan himself.”
     
     Priest: “Hold your tongue, remember where you be I may be a lewd bastard but I do it all for God.”
     
     Doctor: “Aye, sorry priest, trouble is I have not issued a good a good leeching in long time. You know how I be if they don’t get to stick those leeches on a soft bosom.”
     
     Doctor lets out a sigh.
     
     Priest: “Aye ‘tis true, If thy does not bless one of the tasty she devils of this here parish with god’s meat at least once a week then god help anyone that crosses me.”
     
     Loud laughter fills the room, this is cut short by the arrival of a young dirty scamp who busts through the door…
     
     Scamp: “Sirs, sirs, there be a man at the Inn who claims to be Jesus, he’s sat there bold as brass with two serving wenches, drinking ale and telling everyone that the end of day’s is a coming, he said that..”
     
     Priest: “SILENCE”
     
     The scamp looks at priest in a terrified manner
     
     Priest: “What is the meaning of this? Bursting into my private apartments uninvited and telling tall tells of a man at the pub who claims to be JESUS?”
     
     Scamp: “I’m sorry sir, but it’s true sir, Master Gurkin told me to fetch the Priest as this was a holy matter and an urgent holy matter at that. Master Gurkin fears that evil is at work, he fears that Satan has taken over this man’s senses and that Satan is making this man believe that he is Jesus and…
     
     Priest: “I have never heard such utter chod in all my days”
     
     Doctor: “Come now Priest, should we not at least investigate? Master Gurkin is a pious and sober man and not one for tall tells, if he has sent this here scamp to fetch us then there must be some truth in the matter. And if he is claiming to be Jesus then maybe you can get a burning out of it.”
     
     Priest: “Buggeration, as usual Doctor you speak wise words, and yes a burning would be most welcome, remember the last one, that young lass? Oh how she screamed, such a purifying scream the likes of which I had never heard before”
     
     The priest looks wistfully out to the near distance
     
     Doctor: “*Cough*”
     
     Priest: “What?…ah yes, sorry. Young scamp! Fetch our cloaks at once we must see what this MR JESUS has to say for himself”.
     
     End of scene
     
   • [13:09 on 26/10/10]
2. • bad admiral
   • very tasty. you need a make up artist?
   • [13:13 on 26/10/10]
3. • Mazz
   • What....permanent make up?
     
     It’s a two scene film that will lead into a video for THE SLEEPING WIZARD. The 2nd scene is set at the Inn.
     
     [Edited by Mazz at 13:22 on 26/10/10]
   • [13:20 on 26/10/10]
4. • bad admiral
   • nah temp make up.
   • [15:08 on 26/10/10]
5. • FDFC
   • I play Jesus.
   • [15:24 on 26/10/10]
6. • bad admiral
   • not wanting to hijack this but we were discussing a koresh biopic last night. we got as far as casting:
     
     donny - ben kingsley
     morrell - daniel radcliffe
     jim - john malkovich
     paul - orlando bloom (as legolas)
     myself - ian mckellen
     
     i'd buy that for a dollar.
   • [09:39 on 27/10/10]
7. • Mazz
   • bad admiral says:

     myself - ian mckellen
     
     
     
     
     ha ha
   • [09:50 on 27/10/10]
8. • Donny
   • With Ghandi on vocals, you know you're in for a good time.
   • [15:11 on 28/10/10]

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