ninehertz

1. • Jack
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     Rad Bappz. A fruity concoction with a boozy kick in the nuts and a wack on the snare. Be sure to work carefully to get that real sunrise effect in a glass, drink fast on a f**kin big boat!
     
     
     
     Dusty crotch, 6 strung and trigger happy. Drink straight over ice, with no compromise. Ideal with fish
     
     
     
     Greg Dyke adds a shitload of low end and for low end you need a clear throat, throw a bottle of cough syrup down your neck and you'll see the future or possibly keel over and die, but at least death tasted good
     
     
     
     Augustus Deluxe has sharp vocals and a tangy flavour for the ladies. His special brand of tequila will get you laid, unfortunately you wont remember that in the morning after its erased your mind for ever. But who cares, your still a hero!
     
     
     
     Moustache, a guitar slinger with a distinctive taste and full bodied hoppy aroma. Ideal with steak
   • [13:38 on 24/08/10]
2. • Donny
   • Greg Dyke is most impressed and looks forward to September the third.
   • [13:40 on 24/08/10]
3. • Jack
   • Donny says:

     Greg Dyke is most impressed and looks forward to September the third.
     
     
     Do you have plenty of riffs, I've been coming up with riffs though I then keep stumbling upon a new Stubb riff. I need to clearly define the two
   • [13:54 on 24/08/10]
4. • Donny
   • Greg Dyke is confused by the concept of riffs. Greg Dyke plays bass and expects everyone else to do the hard work. Thankfully, Greg Dyle also SHITS RIFFS.
   • [14:10 on 24/08/10]
5. • Jack
   • I've been playing fast and stealing riffs
   • [14:13 on 24/08/10]
6. • Mazz
   • I've been walking about the house naked shouting at people through the window.
     
     "HEY YOU...NICE FUCKING SHOES...PRICK"
   • [14:15 on 24/08/10]
7. • bad admiral
   • i've written all the songs. they're all really fast.
   • [18:22 on 24/08/10]
8. • Jack
   • bad admiral says:

     i've written all the songs. they're all really fast.
     
     
     I'm glad someone has!
   • [20:51 on 02/09/10]
9. • ms tinnitus
   • like! like! like! like!
   • [08:30 on 03/09/10]
10. • bad admiral
    • tonight. tonight.
    • [12:23 on 03/09/10]
11. • bad admiral
    • well now.
      
      we have a third of a set list recorded roughly.
      
      "goldwing asshole"
      "ac/dc fucked my woman"
      "shit the hell"
      
      can't remember which is which, but they are each under a minute long and really, really fucking fast.
    • [22:39 on 03/09/10]
12. • Hopkins
    • REVELATION
    • [23:04 on 03/09/10]
13. • Jack
    • Its faster than we can play, its so fast
    • [23:26 on 03/09/10]
14. • pull-my-plonker
    • Is it faster than Usain Bolt with the shits?
    • [10:15 on 04/09/10]

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