i have one more night shift before 3 nights off, then next week i have 4 shifts off in a row, woop! Just the usual for me this christmas, probably a few drinks with the work mates xmas eve and xmas with the family.
Tonight- go to big red for drinks London folk if your about welcome to join us. Be there bout 8pm.
Tomorrow- work then maybe if we get let out early pub for a quick jar. Then go to heathrow get on a plane.
Xmas day- e're walking in the air... ok I'm flying So I kinda lose xmas day because of time changes and what not lose xams day.
Boxing day- land in Oz see my folks and litle sister (for first time in 2 years or so).
Sunday- Playing a show in a book shop in sydney.
today: brave the shops to get xmas food (done), yoga, masturbation, interval training, buy thermal grundies.
tomorrow: stock up on meds with my sexual doctor, work where i'll get my hair done by the one, the only lady g, go home, watch most haunted and booze with juggers.
xmas day: pressies, go to juggers' gramps to see her folks and bro for a little bit, come home, put lunch on, watch the queen, salute during the national anthem whilst simulating massaging my prostate, nude carols in the tub, light a fucking candle, listen to christmassy stuff, play with new toys, booze, telly...
boxing day: off to the rock to see mother superior, her fella, sisters, dog, cats, aunt, extended asian family, taking the piggies and a shitload of pressies and food. masss of booze and probably some bumsex.
day after: go to a village where i once lived in my big black boots for an xmas walk. schmooze the yummy mummies with my urbane city ways and some bumsex.
28th: mum fucks off, leaving me, juggers and mini sister in a big house for curry and booze.
29th: big black poo to purge booze and to clear out guts before...
30th: go to rules...oldest restaurant in london, serving the best in game...yum!!!
31st - 1st: juggers fucks off to brussells. i go to work overnight nye - nyd...go home, sin of onan.
Today - Tried to look busy in a largely empty office. Finished up food in't fridge. Packed.
Tomorrow - Morning in the office, will be even emptier, might risk a pint around 11am. Train home at 1pm to Coventry, land of the free. Munch my dinner of yumminess and chill da funk oot.
Xmas Day - Presents. Champagne. Pub. Dinner. Kirst's. More food. Sleep.
Boxing Day - Go to watch the big game - Cov v Doncaster with Dad and Uncle. Kirst's for Boxing Day games and the mandatory cold meat n chips.
27th - See friend and her new baby.
28th - No plans, maybe footy, maybe shoot some pool.
29th - Kirst's brother's bday, die of food intake.