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1. • mike
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   • [19:37 on 29/04/09]
2. • alan
   • I just tried ringing NHS Direct for advice about swine flu, but all I got was crackling.
   • [19:40 on 29/04/09]
3. • Pete
   • My friend's got it - he's come out all over in rashers.
     So he went to the doctor - he gave him some oinkment.
     
     
     
   • [11:48 on 30/04/09]
4. • Rob Himself
   • Behold the coming of the aporkcalypse. Or Hamageddon.
     
     I had flu in October, it wasn't that bad.
   • [11:55 on 30/04/09]
5. • noone
   • probably wasn't flu then to be honest.
   • [16:25 on 30/04/09]
6. • 90dayman
   • Why did the Mexican give his ex-wife Swine Flu?........
     
     
     Tequila!
     
     
     B'dum tsh....
     
     
   • [20:29 on 30/04/09]
7. • rlucas666
   • I have heard that pork scratchings are now cheaper because people (presumably idiots) don't want to eat them. Fine by me, I'll have them!
   • [10:14 on 04/05/09]
8. • Eggy
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   • [10:25 on 08/05/09]

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