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1. • HogTeam
   • One Point Dares
     1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
     2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
     3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
     4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
     5. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
     6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
     7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
     8. Don't use any punctuation.
     9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
     10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
     Three Point Dares
     1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
     2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
     3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
     4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
     5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
     6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again.
     7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.
     8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any p*rnography web sites.
     Five Point Dares
     1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
     2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
     3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
     4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
     5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.
     6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
     7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
     8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"
     9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
     10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist.
     11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
     12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
     13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
     14. Sign or pp all letters with your initials and a swastika.
     15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll see you tonight".
     
     
   • [14:33 on 04/02/09]
2. • Big Si
   • I may have a go at number ten of the five point ones. I reckon I could get away with claiming it was some sort of training exercise.
   • [21:27 on 04/02/09]
3. • Laddeth
   • Done these:
     2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
     9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
     3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
     2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
     9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
     11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
     
     Also to be added in our workplace is:
     1. Stick all defunct tote labels to Julie - Extra points if she's talking to a manager.
     2. Use the telephone stamps on her as many times as you can before she tries to stamp your forehead
     3. When Julie is writing on paper - a) shake her arm b) move the paper
     4. When Julie is using the computer - a) Push her out the way so you can see the computer b) Grab the mouse and start doing something else
     
     I swear one day Julie is gonna come in with a gun and shoot up the place as pretty much everyone does these to her every day.
     She loves us really
     
     I so want to try:
     7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.
     But I'm training a new manager all day tomorrow so might not bode well...
     
   • [23:49 on 04/02/09]
4. • theadore
   • If i remember tomorrow i'm going to shout "email" a LOT
   • [00:35 on 05/02/09]
5. • noone
   • change every 'and' to a 'but' and vice versa in any written correspondence.
   • [17:12 on 05/02/09]
6. • Gareth
   • HogTeam says:

     One Point Dares
     3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
     12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
     
     
     
     I do these regularly.
   • [17:19 on 05/02/09]
7. • HogTeam
   • HogTeam says:

     One Point Dares
     1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
     8. Don't use any punctuation.
     9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
     10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
     1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
     3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
     Five Point Dares
     2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
     3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
     4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
     6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
     9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
     11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
     13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. .
     
     
     
     
     
     complete all the above..i will endevour to complete the entire list... possibly add more to it...
     
     my usual is answering every telling off with "these things happen"
   • [10:00 on 07/02/09]

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