I had the weirdest fucking dream last night.
I dreampt that Mistress were on Blue Peter being interviewed but they were actually members off North and South (oooooOOOOOO NO SWEAT!), James Cordon and the other one from Gavin and Stacey, and a couple of sexy blonde twins.
Then they went and played in a pub I was at and it was fucking brilliant.
I really shouldn't have eaten all that cheese before I went to bed