ninehertz

1. • bad admiral
   • JenTheHen says:

     bad admiral says:

     of course i know what breasticles are. breasticles are genius inventions. however, apparently it's like having a massive pair of knackers on one's chest. maybe a case of right design...wrong place. kind of like building a massive cock shaped swimming pool full of whiskey in the acropolis.
     
     i just didn't understand the first part.
     
     you get felt up by the face lady off the telly? is it like "the hand that rocks the cradle"?
     
     

     
     
     NO. In case you hadn't noticed we Sheffield types have derailed this thread to speak of Sheffield's own Dr Caroline. It is to her I refer.
     
     Yes, it's snails isn't it Carey? Oh well....they're all slimey.
     
     
     from the bear:
     
     "wtf?????
     
     I don't understand any of this.
     
     I'm out the band.
     
     If you want me I'm comfort eating on a bed of bamboo"
     
     thanks.
   • [15:55 on 26/08/08]
2. • Carey
   • wikipedia says:

     Banana Slugs are one more simultaneous hermaphrodite example. Mating with a partner is most desirable, as the genetic material of the offspring is varied, but if mating with a partner is not possible, self-fertilization is practised. The male sexual organ of an adult banana slug is quite large in proportion to its size, as well as compared to the female organ. It is possible for banana slugs, while mating, to become stuck together. If a substantial amount of wiggling fails to separate them, the male's organ will be bitten off (with the slug's radula). If a banana slug has lost its male sexual organ, it can still self-fertilize, making its hermaphroditic quality an invaluable adaptation.
     [Edited by Carey at 15:58 on 26/08/08]
   • [15:57 on 26/08/08]
3. • Podge
   • JenTheHen says:

     Carline will be happy to divorce G because we are now engaged.
     married, i know there was a lot of alcohol involved that night, but i do distinctly remember a few days later that i was the vicar
     
     
     Carey says:

     you're actually trying to persuade me that hedgehogs do frenching?
     i believe him, plus i've now read it on the internet so it IS TRUE!
     
     
     bad admiral says:

     kind of like building a massive cock shaped swimming pool
     haha i was discussing swimming pools shaped like boobs and giant spunking cocks with Dr Caroline last night, she wants two round pools with dark tiles in the middle where as i want two large pools leading off a sloping walkway with marble steppingstones from the house to the tip of the walkway, probably with some kind of reedgrass planted around the lower half of the pool sides... this is no word of a lie. feel free to check my facts
   • [16:14 on 26/08/08]
4. • JenTheHen
   • Caroline should have her own thread so we can stop derailing this one so, so badly.
   • [16:19 on 26/08/08]
5. • Podge
   • i think that would be a bit freaky, and not in a good way.
     
     derailing makes it all the more fun, if this was all in context it would be pants
   • [16:22 on 26/08/08]
6. • JenTheHen
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   • [16:24 on 26/08/08]
7. • Podge
   • JenTheHen says:

     
     
     
     YES... Just like that
   • [16:26 on 26/08/08]
8. • bad admiral
   • JenTheHen says:

     
     
     
     i'm pretty sure that's uncopyrighted. i'm having that on the cover. nice one dudes.
     
     the bear's rejoined the band again. we had a long telephone conversation in the middle of the night that woke my woman up.
   • [13:15 on 27/08/08]
9. • bad admiral
   • !!!UPDATE!!!
     
     we recorded four tracks this weekend just gone. i got into a tantrum and almost levelled the teddy. he shouted at me and it all got a bit fractious.
     
     anyway...the tracks we recorded are pretty experimental and far out. we've even got some flute on one of them:
     
     anubis dolomite-ee-ee: pretty much straight up east coast hip hop with observational urban music pastiche and parody. laden with flute and fat retro roland 808 beats.
     
     munch at bricklayers arms: probably the most progessive material in our ouvre. starts off with snails pace neurosis style intro before going into a movement that i can't quite remember, before finishing on some furious off kilter beats.
     
     my wynkle's been sycke yn aymee wynehouse's mouthe: old song. trad doom into grind. pretty unreal. may have remixed it with some synths but i can't remember.
     
     no hilarious title yet for this one: pretty much straight up grime. grind. grime with screaming. handclaps. amazing.
     
     guest slots have been apportioned to dean (instrumental), fuad (spoken word) and salam (i.t. related disruptions).
     
     i'm going on holiday but i hope to get this finished ASAP after.
   • [09:42 on 04/09/08]
10. • Tim Holehouse
    • You know I want a copy big man...
    • [11:22 on 04/09/08]
11. • bad admiral
    • are you sure??? it's some pretty wack shit we're busting. i spent most of the recording session having a poo whilst the teddy was crying over not being able to count in 3s.
      
      hokey dokey. i'll hook you. up as soon as we're done. you back in londres yet? pubbins?
    • [11:41 on 04/09/08]
12. • Tim Holehouse
    • I am indeed back in london sir been trying to contact you about pub and chin wag time... but es I want to hear this CD its you and Ferdy bear! I love you guys...
    • [11:42 on 04/09/08]
13. • bad admiral
    • we're like your multiracial foster children.
      
      well you can't have anything until we're done. we're keeping our cards close to our chest until we're finished. it's gonna be all kinds of progressive.
      
      i've been particularly inspired by the plight of bristol palin's husband to be. visions of him being forced up the aisle at gun point with a hopelessly pregnant teenage bride waiting reluctantly by the alter. the mum's fucking sexy though. i think the nra membership, creationism and alaskan separatism really do it for me with the laydeeeez.
      
      am gonna write a grindcore slow jam about it. we're going a bit r n' b on this one.
    • [11:49 on 04/09/08]
14. • Tim Holehouse
    • And this is why i love my two boys... catch up with you soon sir... and I wnna see y ferdy bear too soon.
      
      Tim
    • [14:01 on 04/09/08]
15. • bad admiral
    • post hols mr
    • [14:17 on 04/09/08]

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