ninehertz

1. • Laddeth
   • Eggy says:

     
     It's a shame my gran is to old to be understand mobiles as her telephone with built in amplifier she has is little use. She hasn't a clue who's speaking to her on the phone so she usually tried to guess who it is.
     
     
     My Grandma used to ring my Dad and when it went to answerphone she thought that was his secretary and would just hold the line and so my dad would have 10 minute messages along the lines of
     "Oh Hi, can I speak to Terry please..........hello..........*to my Grandad*She's just getting him I think......"etc.
     
     Nither a lender nor a borrower be
     
     There are several noteable thefts from our store, some staff, some "customers"
     For Staff:
     On of the night guys was seen reversing his car upto the back of the warhouse with all his lights out and literally FILLED his car with booze.
     Needless to say, even though he had his lights off, they caught him.
     When the police went round to arrest him his wife slammed the door in their face. nuff said.
     
     One day the checkout managers realised one of the girls had disapeared. It turned out she had taken everything out the till and just walked out.
     When they went to her house her husband was like "oh for fuck sake not again (!). She's always doing this, I wont see her for days cos she'll have gone on a bender"
     Thats gonna be one hell of a bender.
     
     There was a las on home and leisure who'd been stealing DVD's by jamming them in a bag then taking them out the staff entrance/exit so it looked as if she'd bought them.
     Unfortunatley one day she forgot to neutralise one of the tags and the alarm went off.
     She played the old "oh you know me, you dont need to see the reciept" line on Carrol on the desk but Carrol is no slouch so got it sorted.
     
     As for customers:
     The day I went for orientation, as we were leaving we were told someone had grabbed an LCD tv and just bolted out the fire exit never to be seen again.
     
     A similar one to that had happened before where they stole a tv but then got in a fucking taxi as a getaway car haha.
     
     We had a special on washing machines that were set near the main entrance. A woman came up to one of the greeters and asked how to get one. He then asked 2 of the guys to lift it into her car and she left.
     She hadnt even paid. Dickhead.
     
     As for me I must admit to taking 2 Treacle cake bars and 2 fresh baked tin loaves as they were being given away free and I had some left over after a days deliveries.
     The bread was fucking magical. The cake bars, not quite so.
   • [21:43 on 10/07/08]

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