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1. • Mazz
   • The first Trebuchet album will be called Cat's got the Cream.
     
     the cover will feature a lady drinking from a cat's bowl full of cream.
     
     We need someone for the cover shoot
     
     "yes, we need someone with almost transparent (maybe crimped?) bleached blonde hair, pastey complexion and too much lipstick and eye make-up. Wearing some sort of revealing costume, and she should look like a Pans People reject. You should be able to see the look in her eyes-'I'll do ANYTHING for a line of coke'.
     She needs to look hot, but in a really cheap way...
     
     Vaseline will need to be smeared around the edge of the camera lens for the soft-focus effect."
     
     
     [Edited by Mazz at 10:29 on 02/09/08]
   • [10:27 on 02/09/08]
2. • Hopkins
   • I think she should be on a leash too
   • [10:33 on 02/09/08]
3. • Mazz
   • Like this but more messed up.
     
     
   • [10:59 on 02/09/08]
4. • bad admiral
   • 1: hang around those massage parlours by the junction.
     2: buy single cream and cat bowl
     3: choose massage parlour
     4: arrange "something special" with the proprietor
     5: pick your lady
     6: ask "can you do this for me..."
     7: once the correct pose is attained, take photo.
     8: pay
     9: leave
   • [11:07 on 02/09/08]
5. • Mazz
   • bad admiral says:

     1: hang around those massage parlours by the junction.
     2: buy single cream and cat bowl
     3: choose massage parlour
     4: arrange "something special" with the proprietor
     5: pick your lady
     6: ask "can you do this for me..."
     7: once the correct pose is attained, take photo.
     8: pay
     9: leave
     
     
     I'm shy
   • [12:18 on 02/09/08]
6. • bad admiral
   • Mazz says:

     bad admiral says:

     1: hang around those massage parlours by the junction.
     2: buy single cream and cat bowl
     3: choose massage parlour
     4: arrange "something special" with the proprietor
     5: pick your lady
     6: ask "can you do this for me..."
     7: once the correct pose is attained, take photo.
     8: pay
     9: leave

     
     
     I'm shy
     
     
     yeah...that sucks.
   • [12:39 on 02/09/08]
7. • Mazz
   • bad admiral says:

     Mazz says:

     bad admiral says:

     1: hang around those massage parlours by the junction.
     2: buy single cream and cat bowl
     3: choose massage parlour
     4: arrange "something special" with the proprietor
     5: pick your lady
     6: ask "can you do this for me..."
     7: once the correct pose is attained, take photo.
     8: pay
     9: leave

     
     
     I'm shy

     
     
     yeah...that sucks.
     
     
     It all looks good. Some people in Bristol are helping us out.
   • [12:54 on 02/09/08]
8. • bad admiral
   • Mazz says:

     bad admiral says:

     Mazz says:

     bad admiral says:

     1: hang around those massage parlours by the junction.
     2: buy single cream and cat bowl
     3: choose massage parlour
     4: arrange "something special" with the proprietor
     5: pick your lady
     6: ask "can you do this for me..."
     7: once the correct pose is attained, take photo.
     8: pay
     9: leave

     
     
     I'm shy

     
     
     yeah...that sucks.

     
     
     It all looks good. Some people in Bristol are helping us out.
     
     
     nice work. you have cool friends if they're down with that.
     
     mine would look at me like i was some kind of cunt.
   • [14:31 on 02/09/08]

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