I came up with a few ideas in the shower this morning.
I wrote a song (which turned into a MUSICAL) called Royal Flush, about getting a posh toilet.
Royal Flush!
Take it or leave it
Royal flush
You better believe it.
Also, I'm changing my name to STEVE CROWE. I will be the owner of BOSTONS premiere jazz club, the CROWES NEST.
It will showcase jazz talent, but will also feature BAD crooners, such as Rod Stewart (doing his latest 'American songbook' album), David Lee Roth from his Crazy from the Heat era, and also the guy from Hi-de-hi (ted Bovis) that is always shown on TV's worst moments."