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1. • Podge
   • Frenching is an awesome term.
     
     I've been informed G is filling for divorce. this may or may not have anything to do with me.
     
     this is a very odd thread for those not based in Sheffield
   • [14:40 on 26/08/08]
2. • mike
   • I'm confused too.
   • [14:41 on 26/08/08]
3. • bad admiral
   • frenching is what separates us from the animals. apart from the bonobo and the hedgehog i reckon.
     
     i feel that i might be quarter bonobo or summat. i loves me some proper good frenching.
     
     have written a new song called yourcodenameis:milosevic. it has been submitted for approval via our balkan lawyer, thomasz.
   • [14:41 on 26/08/08]
4. • bad admiral
   • who is g? is it gareth? he's the only person in sheffield whose name starts with a g. is he married to caroline hood?
     
     basically...what i understand is that gareth from flatlands is married to dr caroline hood [md]. they are divorcing and it's his fault.
     
     am i right?
     
   • [14:45 on 26/08/08]
5. • Podge
   • bad admiral says:

     am i right?
     
     kind of, but not really.
     
     in a non animal porn way, i wanna see hedgehogs frenching
   • [14:58 on 26/08/08]
6. • JenTheHen
   • Carline will be happy to divorce G because we are now engaged.
     
     Although I think she's only asked me to marry her to sedate me so I won't complain when she fondles my breasticles. Every 5 minutes.
   • [15:36 on 26/08/08]
7. • bad admiral
   • they do the fellatio and nosh each other out. it was a short hop, skip and jump for me to go from that to full on frenching.
     
     hedgehogs are pretty disturbed so they probably crossed that particular rubicon YEARS ago.
   • [15:37 on 26/08/08]
8. • JenTheHen
   • bad admiral says:

     they do the fellatio and nosh each other out. it was a short hop, skip and jump for me to go from that to full on frenching.
     
     hedgehogs are pretty disturbed so they probably crossed that particular rubicon YEARS ago.
     
     
     Double extra points for use of the word Rubicon.
     
     I'm particularly taken with the Lychee variety.
   • [15:38 on 26/08/08]
9. • Carey
   • you're actually trying to persuade me that hedgehogs do frenching?
   • [15:38 on 26/08/08]
10. • bad admiral
    • JenTheHen says:

      Carline will be happy to divorce G because we are now engaged.
      
      Although I think she's only asked me to marry her to sedate me so I won't complain when she fondles my breasticles. Every 5 minutes.
      
      
      WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!?!?!?!
      
      i'm not down with the cool kids.
      
      anyway....listen to the song one day. it'll be well profound.
    • [15:39 on 26/08/08]
11. • JenTheHen
    • bad admiral says:

      JenTheHen says:

      Carline will be happy to divorce G because we are now engaged.
      
      Although I think she's only asked me to marry her to sedate me so I won't complain when she fondles my breasticles. Every 5 minutes.

      
      
      WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!?!?!?!
      
      i'm not down with the cool kids.
      
      anyway....listen to the song one day. it'll be well profound.
      
      
      What does what even mean? Breasticles?
      
      Jeeps.
      
      I'd like to take this opportunity to point out my seniority in our particular situation, both in years and general awesomeness.
      
      STAY IN YOUR PLACE BOY!
    • [15:42 on 26/08/08]
12. • bad admiral
    • i like the word rubicon. it sounds like an evil organisation.
      
      hedgehogs get up to some proper kinky stuff (for animals anyway. animals doing the sex looks rubbish).
      
      apparently hedgehogs actually concentrating on pleasuring one another with their insane carnal desires and lusts.
    • [15:43 on 26/08/08]
13. • mike
    • "Crossing The Rubicon" by the Freezing Fog is ace.
    • [15:44 on 26/08/08]
14. • JenTheHen
    • Slugs have it about as right as you can get it.
      
      Yes, slugs have both lady and boy parts. They have both. As if you'd ever get ANYTHING else done.
      
      Hedgehogs are simply noisy.
    • [15:45 on 26/08/08]
15. • mike
    • Hedgehogs are the only thing I've seen that will shut Mark Kinsella up while drunk "ssssssh, its walking"
    • [15:47 on 26/08/08]
16. • Carey
    • JenTheHen says:

      Slugs have it about as right as you can get it.
      
      Yes, slugs have both lady and boy parts. They have both. As if you'd ever get ANYTHING else done.
      
      Hedgehogs are simply noisy.
      
      
      snails as well as slugs, i think. awesomeness. i am also fully in approval of noisy sex.
      
      i remember when people used to talk about music on ninehertz. a more innocent time...
      
      
    • [15:48 on 26/08/08]
17. • bad admiral
    • of course i know what breasticles are. breasticles are genius inventions. however, apparently it's like having a massive pair of knackers on one's chest. maybe a case of right design...wrong place. kind of like building a massive cock shaped swimming pool full of whiskey in the acropolis.
      
      i just didn't understand the first part.
      
      you get felt up by the face lady off the telly? is it like "the hand that rocks the cradle"?
      
      
    • [15:48 on 26/08/08]
18. • JenTheHen
    • mike says:

      Hedgehogs are the only thing I've seen that will shut Mark Kinsella up while drunk "ssssssh, its walking"
      
      
      I did a LOL. Giant baby watching hedgehogs.
      
      I have saved the lives of TWO hedgehogs in my life. I like to think they were lovers.
      
      
    • [15:49 on 26/08/08]
19. • mike
    • It was on mine and Fred's old school field, he went from rampaging hedonist to quiet carer of animals in a few seconds, then we climbed the school buildings, we are well cool.
    • [15:51 on 26/08/08]
20. • JenTheHen
    • bad admiral says:

      of course i know what breasticles are. breasticles are genius inventions. however, apparently it's like having a massive pair of knackers on one's chest. maybe a case of right design...wrong place. kind of like building a massive cock shaped swimming pool full of whiskey in the acropolis.
      
      i just didn't understand the first part.
      
      you get felt up by the face lady off the telly? is it like "the hand that rocks the cradle"?
      
      
      
      
      NO. In case you hadn't noticed we Sheffield types have derailed this thread to speak of Sheffield's own Dr Caroline. It is to her I refer.
      
      Yes, it's snails isn't it Carey? Oh well....they're all slimey.
    • [15:51 on 26/08/08]

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